3 Opossums In A Trenchcoat
@scared-marsupial.bsky.social
🔞 mostly SFW sometimes NSFW. I'm an opossum, 30 years, and I like to doodle. I garden, smoke, hang out with friends, and pretend to be human. The usual.
Taken by the Big Bad Wolf 💜
Taken by the Big Bad Wolf 💜
I actually have a blue carpenter bee! So cute!
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I actually have a blue carpenter bee! So cute!
I'll survive, I have great people in my life that are helping me get through this, I'm just whining and in pain.
February 10, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I'll survive, I have great people in my life that are helping me get through this, I'm just whining and in pain.
I do cook with tumeric, but no I haven't been to a doctor for it in years. I just can't afford that, and my anxiety has gotten so bad going in feels impossible
February 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I do cook with tumeric, but no I haven't been to a doctor for it in years. I just can't afford that, and my anxiety has gotten so bad going in feels impossible
It's a flare up of both IBS and Colitis, but it's been going on for longer than normal, it's going on the third day today. It feels like getting stabbed in the gut and twisting the knife. Although it's less severe today everything is still sore and sensitive.
February 8, 2026 at 7:49 PM
It's a flare up of both IBS and Colitis, but it's been going on for longer than normal, it's going on the third day today. It feels like getting stabbed in the gut and twisting the knife. Although it's less severe today everything is still sore and sensitive.
I prefer coke, Pepsi is just too sweet. But honestly it's a fine substitute, they taste similar enough that a heated opinion would be ridiculous.
February 8, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I prefer coke, Pepsi is just too sweet. But honestly it's a fine substitute, they taste similar enough that a heated opinion would be ridiculous.
Grace is out here doing the Lord's work and Frankie didn't even need to convince her to do it.
February 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Grace is out here doing the Lord's work and Frankie didn't even need to convince her to do it.
There's a certain kind of face I've only seen a few times that for some reason just says "RAT"
February 1, 2026 at 1:19 PM
There's a certain kind of face I've only seen a few times that for some reason just says "RAT"
I think in order to blend in they would be required to permanently ruin their own reputation. They would be seen by the public as the enemy, and that would be one hell of a sacrifice.
January 30, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I think in order to blend in they would be required to permanently ruin their own reputation. They would be seen by the public as the enemy, and that would be one hell of a sacrifice.
I have a hard time seeing these disgusting creatures making these evil laws as humans. I know it's dehumanizing, but after years of being nothing but demons to them, what else am I/others supposed to think? I'm disgusted, pissed, and not the slightest bit sorry. I hope God does exist for their sake.
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 AM
I have a hard time seeing these disgusting creatures making these evil laws as humans. I know it's dehumanizing, but after years of being nothing but demons to them, what else am I/others supposed to think? I'm disgusted, pissed, and not the slightest bit sorry. I hope God does exist for their sake.
My heart goes out to Charlie and everyone feeling that loss. I know this means nothing from someone who never knew either of you, but all I can see is how absolutely loved Charlie was, and how full of love they were. I'm sorry I can't steal away pain like this, but I wish I could.
January 28, 2026 at 9:51 AM
My heart goes out to Charlie and everyone feeling that loss. I know this means nothing from someone who never knew either of you, but all I can see is how absolutely loved Charlie was, and how full of love they were. I'm sorry I can't steal away pain like this, but I wish I could.
This has nothing to do with anything, but every time I see jousting I think of Wayne's World from "Between the lions".
two stuffed lions are sitting on the steps of a building in front of a building .
ALT: two stuffed lions are sitting on the steps of a building in front of a building .
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January 28, 2026 at 9:38 AM
This has nothing to do with anything, but every time I see jousting I think of Wayne's World from "Between the lions".
Every time I see this character I think about the animation of him singing 99 Red balloons... Really badass
January 28, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Every time I see this character I think about the animation of him singing 99 Red balloons... Really badass
Hard working men smell like home. Im not sure how else to put it lol
January 28, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Hard working men smell like home. Im not sure how else to put it lol
"The gourds are pissing me off Robert"
a cartoon character with the name robert written on it
ALT: a cartoon character with the name robert written on it
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January 27, 2026 at 2:33 PM
"The gourds are pissing me off Robert"
I spent so much time being happy that I didn't live in 1940's Germany but I never thought 1940's Germany would come to me. It's a great time to crawl into the sewers and become the rat I always knew I could be.
January 27, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I spent so much time being happy that I didn't live in 1940's Germany but I never thought 1940's Germany would come to me. It's a great time to crawl into the sewers and become the rat I always knew I could be.
I don't know who you are Charlie, but I'm happy everyone here had a you in their lives. It takes a certain kind of wonderful to collect this much love in one life. People like you are the reason I joined the fandom, and I can already tell it won't be the same without you. Rest well
January 27, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I don't know who you are Charlie, but I'm happy everyone here had a you in their lives. It takes a certain kind of wonderful to collect this much love in one life. People like you are the reason I joined the fandom, and I can already tell it won't be the same without you. Rest well