Anything we sow in the new-cleared fields gets these rust-red galls all over the crop. Tolling swears she cut into one and the plant screamed.

literally kurt russell in the thing

rich idiots like bezos and musk will go on and on about how humanity needs to propagate on other planets so we can have more mozarts and einsteins or whatever, i say we already are chock full of mozarts and einsteins, it's just that they work three service jobs and rent

dude these are so sick!!!!