Rhett Rhapsody Stooge OUT NOW! 💛🔴
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Chicago nightlife’s kookiest underdog 🕺🏽 Caribbean mystic 🇵🇷 cultural oracle/zeitgeist psychic 🔮 goonpop singer 🧑🏼‍🎤 kinky clown 🔴 strictly he/him ‼️ ⚠️MDNI⚠️ music and naughty stuff: https://linktr.ee/rhettrhaps
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my debut album, Stooge, is yours everywhere September 19th 💛🔴
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please just like me in a normal online content creator way
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the orb in the bed I just slept in help? no wonder I’m so tired this bitch haunted
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you know what those inflatable costumes are actually kinda hot I might get one for MIR
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I’m joking btw I am not a millennial I’m gen alpha rizz I was born in 2006
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something something hotel lighting so on fleek it’s heckin epic bacon
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my dad aggressively rooting for “the Cubs”… you’re gay!
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well yeah… they are grown men with beards and hyperactive testosterone production sorry their holes aren’t princess pink waxed bald and cherry flavored
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idgaf if you’re straight they literally zoom in on their thick sweaty hairy ass in slow motion
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ok seriously though how do men watch baseball without sexualizing them
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more like I need to eat carbs to treat my narcolepsy
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4th cup of coffee today and I am still actively falling asleep as I type this