Rhett Rhapsody Stooge OUT NOW! 💛🔴
@scarfacegooner.bsky.social
Chicago nightlife’s kookiest underdog 🕺🏽
Caribbean mystic 🇵🇷
cultural oracle/zeitgeist psychic 🔮
goonpop singer 🧑🏼🎤
kinky clown 🔴
strictly he/him ‼️
⚠️MDNI⚠️
music and naughty stuff:
https://linktr.ee/rhettrhaps
Caribbean mystic 🇵🇷
cultural oracle/zeitgeist psychic 🔮
goonpop singer 🧑🏼🎤
kinky clown 🔴
strictly he/him ‼️
⚠️MDNI⚠️
music and naughty stuff:
https://linktr.ee/rhettrhaps
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my debut album, Stooge, is yours everywhere September 19th 💛🔴
the concept of an AI-generated family photo Christmas card… what are we doing
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
the concept of an AI-generated family photo Christmas card… what are we doing
that Amazon commercial with the hot guncle makes me wanna forgive their crimes propaganda works on me
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
that Amazon commercial with the hot guncle makes me wanna forgive their crimes propaganda works on me
football is softcore porn to me
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
football is softcore porn to me
bricked as fuck at the family Thanksgiving table TURN THE FOOTBALL OFF
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
bricked as fuck at the family Thanksgiving table TURN THE FOOTBALL OFF
got bitten on the neck by a hyperactive 21 year old last night am I gonna turn into
21 Year Old Man
21 Year Old Man
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
got bitten on the neck by a hyperactive 21 year old last night am I gonna turn into
21 Year Old Man
21 Year Old Man
can’t be hateful gotta be grateful
gotta be grateful can’t be hateful
gotta be grateful can’t be hateful
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
can’t be hateful gotta be grateful
gotta be grateful can’t be hateful
gotta be grateful can’t be hateful
bc the cream gets all in the hole and then you bite into the cream
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
bc the cream gets all in the hole and then you bite into the cream
girl the poison damage…
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
girl the poison damage…
blacked out with the twins
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
blacked out with the twins
straight bar giving hunger games bloodbath girl let me get to the cornucopia damn
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
straight bar giving hunger games bloodbath girl let me get to the cornucopia damn
this straight bar is the hunger games and the homophobic straight Serbian boys are the careers bitch why’d I come here
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
this straight bar is the hunger games and the homophobic straight Serbian boys are the careers bitch why’d I come here
wait what am I doing I jsut realized I use this app as a journal
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
wait what am I doing I jsut realized I use this app as a journal
girls be taking 6 hours to get ready giiiirl we are not thanksgiving turkeys and that’s on hurry up period!
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
girls be taking 6 hours to get ready giiiirl we are not thanksgiving turkeys and that’s on hurry up period!
controversial take but drunk driving is bad
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
controversial take but drunk driving is bad
I would let Jonathan Bailey kill me with his bare hands if he wanted to… in fact that’s how I wanna die… but he wouldn’t do that bc he is sweet and also famous
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I would let Jonathan Bailey kill me with his bare hands if he wanted to… in fact that’s how I wanna die… but he wouldn’t do that bc he is sweet and also famous
love my himbo son down but bro has 0 reading comprehension skills what do you mean what do I mean I jsut spelled it out for you in the texts like ChatGPT to a 3 year old bro
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
love my himbo son down but bro has 0 reading comprehension skills what do you mean what do I mean I jsut spelled it out for you in the texts like ChatGPT to a 3 year old bro
I just figured it out I think the universe is urging me to get as drunk as possible; right now. bc why else would everyone decide to stress me out this much at literally the same exact time like it’s a coordinated attack except from 3 different groups who don’t communicate… it’s a sign
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I just figured it out I think the universe is urging me to get as drunk as possible; right now. bc why else would everyone decide to stress me out this much at literally the same exact time like it’s a coordinated attack except from 3 different groups who don’t communicate… it’s a sign
friends arguing about ride situations babes we were supposed to figure this out days ago we are 30
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
friends arguing about ride situations babes we were supposed to figure this out days ago we are 30
can’t stop saying Elphaba is Trump now
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
can’t stop saying Elphaba is Trump now
IIIIII’M COMING UP SO YOU BETTER GET THIS PARTY STARTED
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
IIIIII’M COMING UP SO YOU BETTER GET THIS PARTY STARTED
why does the treadmill always make me feel so silly I’m ctfu for no reason looking crazy
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
why does the treadmill always make me feel so silly I’m ctfu for no reason looking crazy
“have you been a good boy this year?” no I’m fucking evil.
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“have you been a good boy this year?” no I’m fucking evil.
girl I said on a budget as in like $10 each max
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
girl I said on a budget as in like $10 each max
how I wanna be tonight
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
how I wanna be tonight