hope this email finds you well

Brother I hope I find myself well.

(Pregnant pause)

Anyway the benefits of a two-handed wank are many fold. Primarily it is akin to hugging oneself.

if u rlly think about it, James and the Giant Peach was crazy though

eating one huge egg and I call that shit boy dinner

[whispering to the guy sat next to me at the Live Talk Tuah podcast episode and smiling smugly]: It's the hawks she's not tuahing..

me talking to my other bug friends about my real bug wife: yeah she's super cool but she lives in a different colony. yeah she collects dust and shit

I call her Big Brother the way she Jaw Jaw. Well.