People who drink straight cow milk are the real freaks

Are you saying you want to drink a whole ass glass of fuck ass cow milk over some nice alcohol?? 🤨

My dad asking me at age 20 why I haven't left Santa out a glass of amaretto and a mince pie yet: 🥺
Me, pouring out a glass and handing it to him: I'm sure you'll get it to Santa

Ahh, tysm!! 😊😊

My K.O.s 👎
My assists 👍

The rare queer man who has a fantastic relationship with their dad, everyone shout out my dad he's peak

root canal.... 💀💀

Jay art make people go 💥🤯💥😍💥

Got a new job, let's hope this one actually pays me unlike the last which got 2 weeks free labour out of me 🙏🙏