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Clawed Rains
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new-fangled with an eldritch laugh
Got some good coaching somewhere I’ll bet. And plays competitively. More aggressively than expected, without overdoing it.

Spoken by a a guy who in his teens got clowned by a 5’8” 50 year old.
February 1, 2026 at 4:05 PM
The victory by USAA was not surprising, but the brutality of it… no one saw that coming.
January 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Hootie hoos
January 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
You have the right to food money
providing of course you don't mind a little
investigation
humiliation
and if you cross your fingers
rehabilitation
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Is that wynona?
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Is that the movie with the blue guys?
December 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
find anything good?
December 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Gotta get that Yucatán xni-pec on the cochinita pibil
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
followed by a “mwah-ha-ha-ha-haa” over the horn part I would guess.
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
and one syllable of his first name
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
oh good old buckhead. every Atlanta native has a great grandparent who once owned property in buckhead but stupidly sold it before property values skyrocketed.

or the family dog gambled the deed away in a poker match.
September 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
we batlantans love our marta we just wish it went to places that we didn’t have to drive to to get to. you too?
September 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
dang brother Alex gonna get him one of those varsity chili dogs hell yeah
September 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM