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@scaryscienceguy.bsky.social

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🌊🌊🌊 Retired scientist in the PNW. Democrat and proud of it. I'm scary to repubs 'cause I believe in science. No DMs.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 2d

State of the art ASR 33 terminal for master control.

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 3d

I guess it's time to start selling my gold alchemy set on Amazon.

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 3d

Her Mar-a-Lago makeover hasn't reached the balloon-lip stage yet.

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 3d

Air Traffic Control this week.

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 4d

The idea that billions of microscopic basketballs being thrown at a wall with a few appearing on the other side never seemed so monumental.

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 4d

That chirpy fellow can whisk your 15lb cat away without breaking a sweat.

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 4d

"Hey! He's not carnival personnel!"

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 4d

This is the way.

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 4d

It's missing its spray hair today.

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 4d

"Speak up?" How's that been working out?

United Independents (ANTI-FASCIST) (ANTI-COMMIE) Party💜❤️‍🔥 @unitediparty.bsky.social · 4d

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Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 4d

We tried to impeach a Prez who denied getting a blowjob, and now we have this shit.

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 4d

I figured this wasn't the USA 'cause no one here is trying to help its citizens.

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 4d

It's been 50 years and I can still hear Garrett's voice.

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 5d

Don't get me started about Autotune.

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 5d

Can you imagine having the brake and gas pedals reversed in your new car because some CEO thought it'd be really cool?

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 5d

Someone married this fuck?

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 5d

I still have a Samsung S21. Works great. Paid for. Don't want AI. You don't need to upgrade them every year, no matter what they tell you.

When was the last time you had to upgrade your PC to play a new video game?

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 5d

Things will work out. Check out France. Weekly meetings and Gaant charts are not gonna meet the moment.

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 5d

The only burning is the lift of the summer burn ban, so we can toast up some marshmallows outdoors, finally.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 5d

The protests are on one block. Nothing is burning down. His justification for sending in troops is all based on lies.

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 5d

Leagues per hogshead would be funnier.

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 5d

You mean we'll have to stop all of the nuclear bombs exploding and zombie cannibalism ourselves?

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 5d

When I think of AI, I savor all of the times I've used Encarta in the last 15 years.

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 5d

Gotta love a Prez who trusts the internet more than his multi-million dollar intelligence agency.

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 5d

OK let's work it out:

Wife: Black. ICE!
Kids/Grandkid: Black by default. ICE!
Son in Law: Adopted from Chile. ICE!
Me: Grandparents from Italy. ICE!

No need to go too fucking deep.

Scary Science Guy @scaryscienceguy.bsky.social · 5d

The trillions of $$ pushing AI which is just a faster encyclopedia.