Scary Science Guy
scaryscienceguy.bsky.social
Scary Science Guy
@scaryscienceguy.bsky.social
🌊🌊🌊 Retired scientist in the PNW. Democrat and proud of it. I'm scary to repubs 'cause I believe in science. No DMs.
If you're gonna do bread and circuses, you need to actually hand out the bread to the peeps and allow them to attend the circuses.
February 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Just spent time getting Edge to work on my PC 'cause I needed it for one site. Turns out the problem was my GPU driver.

The entire time there was an echoing thought deep in my mind that I was releasing an ancient being who would exact torturous revenge upon me for my years of avoidance. Wait & see.
February 1, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I tried progressives once and felt like my eyes couldn't move in their sockets. I've gone with non-progressives (with their visible line) ever since and have been quite happy.
January 30, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Recognized that synth immediately!
January 30, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Could this be the first "desktop computer?"
January 27, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I think there's a major opportunity to market a handheld speaker you can hold up to your phone which just screams "REPRESENTATIVE!" over and over until a human comes on.
January 27, 2026 at 10:27 PM
A nice, clean layout reduced to the bare essentials.
January 25, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Gluesenkamp-Perez is my rep and she can go fuck herself.
January 22, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I bump into things all the time and nothing like that ever happens.

Let me know when a repub says something that isn't a lie.
January 22, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I've yet to see my rep, Glukensamp-Perez, do anything to defy the repubs. She's wortheless.
January 22, 2026 at 10:09 PM
The syncophants changed his calling Greenland "Iceland" three times to "piece of ice," just like we call Disneyland "piece of Disney."
January 22, 2026 at 12:31 AM
It's about 5 feet above the floor hung on my office wall.
January 21, 2026 at 4:03 PM
A lot of times I think I'll watch a movie and then I realize that I'd have to stop listening to music so I don't.
January 21, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Naming everything "Trump" is like the Forest Service marking trees to be cut down.
January 20, 2026 at 8:15 PM
TFW you're tracking your Amazon package, it's one stop away!, and the car pulls into a restaurant to eat.
January 20, 2026 at 3:51 PM
"Quiet Quitting" has a deep past.
January 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
"Would you also like to add the Bang & Olufsen stereo and Corenthian leather seats to your transistorised differential equations analyzer?"
January 19, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Seahawks by 21.

Their momentum is so high they could bend spacetime.
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Drumpf didn't get the Heisman Trophy either, so no more college football. 😞
January 19, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I think Mom chose to drink Tab back in the 60s 'cause she knew us kids wouldn't touch it.
January 17, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Any and all awards to Drumpf should be awarded posthumously and as soon as possible.
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I've got 256 reasons to support 8-bit resurgence and 4,294,967,296 reasons why I don't.
January 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Duh?
January 13, 2026 at 5:08 AM
I live in the PNW and feel entombed October through March.
January 13, 2026 at 5:07 AM
That phone is a hotline to Tech Support.
January 13, 2026 at 12:15 AM