When I was a kid, I was paranoid like:

“What if all of my friends are only pretending to like me because my parents secretly pay them to? And what if everyone knows but me, but they’re all keeping hush to be nice bc I have autism or something?”

Anyways, that’s what this administration feels like.

You’re “unhinged” if you participate in functioning democracy.

Why even have primaries?

dude come ooooooon we’re like so close 🤏

This kinda made Flight 93’s sacrifice “in vain” when you really think about it.

10/10 dive

HE ATE THE WILLY WONKA GUM OMG YESSS HE’S DQ ❌❌❌

“born a man”

“Shipping warehouse caught transporting enough cyanide to kill an entire elementary school of kids.”

i mean, yea, it’s like really far away

Okay, Google: Take me to the Titanic! https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/06/NYPICHPDPICT000013073516-1.jpg?quality=75&strip=all

Those rules?

i wanna agree, but the amount of city land use allocated to wealthy golf courses sets my agitation off a cliff.

someone should get her into like esports or something instead.