Fun fact: when i was 6 years old i genuinely thought it was illegal for people to talk in songs

i enjoy the cycle of twitter everytime a new iphone gets launched:

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Announcement:
“Holy fucking shit its so ugly”

Release:
“Holy fucking shit its so shit”

6 months on:
“Actually, holy fucking shit its beautiful”

who tf were danny and lisa, and why did they take daron away from the strangest places

my plan is to overtake @thepoopster.bsky.social on yt and then dip

nobody told me how good the 2nd law was and that makes me sad :(

james blunt once said “you’re beautiful” so i must be beautiful

hi i like rammstein. this probably concludes my bluesky posting journey.

rule #1: never a trust a southerner to cook christmas dinner

Finding accounts to follow here and damn

inferior twitter innit