Ryan Schaefer
@schaeferyn.itch.io
The Twin Cities' foremost burned-out VR Dev. Frequently looking for exciting new projects, ideas, or wastes of time. Big ol' fan of @sparklykiss.bsky.social - He/him
My office redesign with @sparklykiss.bsky.social continues to be one of the cooler things I’ve ever done with a living space.
Related: you can get some amazing black lights for not much money.
Related: you can get some amazing black lights for not much money.
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 AM
My office redesign with @sparklykiss.bsky.social continues to be one of the cooler things I’ve ever done with a living space.
Related: you can get some amazing black lights for not much money.
Related: you can get some amazing black lights for not much money.
Why, it's a mysterious panel!
December 31, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Why, it's a mysterious panel!
It's currently only $12(!!!) on steam and is one of the better more engaging games I've played in years. Good shit.
December 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
It's currently only $12(!!!) on steam and is one of the better more engaging games I've played in years. Good shit.
you've been kidnapped. the characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you.
i'm going to either be totally fine or killed in some kind of genocidal act.
i'm going to either be totally fine or killed in some kind of genocidal act.
December 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
you've been kidnapped. the characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you.
i'm going to either be totally fine or killed in some kind of genocidal act.
i'm going to either be totally fine or killed in some kind of genocidal act.
2026 is gonna be my year!
December 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
2026 is gonna be my year!
I've actually had it for a couple years now, but never took the time to learn it.
A CharaChorder One.
A CharaChorder One.
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I've actually had it for a couple years now, but never took the time to learn it.
A CharaChorder One.
A CharaChorder One.
Just in case anyone was curious about the current state of American propaganda.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Just in case anyone was curious about the current state of American propaganda.
Fun fact: When you have Adult Money, you can actually just outfit your office with arcade carpeting.
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Fun fact: When you have Adult Money, you can actually just outfit your office with arcade carpeting.
Shoutout to @wtyppod.bsky.social. How do yall feel about hopefully-not-fascist Scandinavian metal?
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Shoutout to @wtyppod.bsky.social. How do yall feel about hopefully-not-fascist Scandinavian metal?
Playing a party game with the thanksgiving family and holy shit these cards are reading me like a fiddle.
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Playing a party game with the thanksgiving family and holy shit these cards are reading me like a fiddle.
Happy Video Compression Day!
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Happy Video Compression Day!
The parade is so fascinating.
What do you mean there’s a Toys T Us float with the giraffe and a bunch of kids and it has Lil Jon singing Turn Down For What?
What do you mean there’s a Toys T Us float with the giraffe and a bunch of kids and it has Lil Jon singing Turn Down For What?
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The parade is so fascinating.
What do you mean there’s a Toys T Us float with the giraffe and a bunch of kids and it has Lil Jon singing Turn Down For What?
What do you mean there’s a Toys T Us float with the giraffe and a bunch of kids and it has Lil Jon singing Turn Down For What?
What it’s like living with me apparently.
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
What it’s like living with me apparently.
They had a collab with Nike a few years ago and I'm still sad I didn't get them.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They had a collab with Nike a few years ago and I'm still sad I didn't get them.
Today in "god dammit, are you kidding me!?".
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Today in "god dammit, are you kidding me!?".
It’s so awesome being able to make adult purchasing decisions.
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It’s so awesome being able to make adult purchasing decisions.
Valve out here piquing my linux curiosities in a major way.
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Valve out here piquing my linux curiosities in a major way.
Looking for a cheap simple knife set and now I'm losing my god damn mind.
October 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Looking for a cheap simple knife set and now I'm losing my god damn mind.
TIL: These two video games are not even remotely the same game!?
Everything I know is a lie.
Everything I know is a lie.
October 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
TIL: These two video games are not even remotely the same game!?
Everything I know is a lie.
Everything I know is a lie.
I love the modern news ecosystem. It's so good.
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I love the modern news ecosystem. It's so good.
Quite literally this.
September 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Quite literally this.
It only took me probably several years, but I finally got me a free coffee while I’m still here!
September 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
It only took me probably several years, but I finally got me a free coffee while I’m still here!