Schaffer the Darklord
@schafferthedark.bsky.social
I am the rapper known as Schaffer the Darklord. For booking inquiries, please contact [email protected]
November 14th, 2025. Today is my birthday. #schafferday
If you'd like to buy me a drink...
Venmo: @markschaffer718
PayPal: paypal.me/schafferthedarklord
CashApp: $schafferthedarklord
Also, please subscribe to my Patreon…
www.patreon.com/c/schafferth...
Thank you, friends.
If you'd like to buy me a drink...
Venmo: @markschaffer718
PayPal: paypal.me/schafferthedarklord
CashApp: $schafferthedarklord
Also, please subscribe to my Patreon…
www.patreon.com/c/schafferth...
Thank you, friends.
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
November 14th, 2025. Today is my birthday. #schafferday
If you'd like to buy me a drink...
Venmo: @markschaffer718
PayPal: paypal.me/schafferthedarklord
CashApp: $schafferthedarklord
Also, please subscribe to my Patreon…
www.patreon.com/c/schafferth...
Thank you, friends.
If you'd like to buy me a drink...
Venmo: @markschaffer718
PayPal: paypal.me/schafferthedarklord
CashApp: $schafferthedarklord
Also, please subscribe to my Patreon…
www.patreon.com/c/schafferth...
Thank you, friends.
My birthday is next Friday November 14th. In the interest of continuing a 14-year tradition, I again humbly ask that you indulge me and celebrate this non-holiday by posting a photo of you wearing something purple on the 14th and tagging it #schafferday Thank you.
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My birthday is next Friday November 14th. In the interest of continuing a 14-year tradition, I again humbly ask that you indulge me and celebrate this non-holiday by posting a photo of you wearing something purple on the 14th and tagging it #schafferday Thank you.
This year’s jack-o-lantern pays tribute to the one from the opening shot of my favorite horror movie: Creepshow (1982). 🎃
October 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This year’s jack-o-lantern pays tribute to the one from the opening shot of my favorite horror movie: Creepshow (1982). 🎃
I’ve done lots of weird stuff this month. (Naturally. It’s Halloween, I’ve been busy with the #Bunnys31DaysofHalloween project, and well, I’m just generally a weird little guy.) But the weirdest thing I’ve done this month is creating a silicone crucifix. Happy Halloween, creeps.
October 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I’ve done lots of weird stuff this month. (Naturally. It’s Halloween, I’ve been busy with the #Bunnys31DaysofHalloween project, and well, I’m just generally a weird little guy.) But the weirdest thing I’ve done this month is creating a silicone crucifix. Happy Halloween, creeps.
Today is Bandcamp Friday, when the site waives its fees for artists' benefit. I've just dropped an EP of 2 love songs about paranormal beings: Pumpkin + Scary and Naked. Grab them for your Halloween playlists & maybe pick up some other stuff while you're there. schafferthedarklord.bandcamp.com
October 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Today is Bandcamp Friday, when the site waives its fees for artists' benefit. I've just dropped an EP of 2 love songs about paranormal beings: Pumpkin + Scary and Naked. Grab them for your Halloween playlists & maybe pick up some other stuff while you're there. schafferthedarklord.bandcamp.com
Sept 2025 Patreon content is up! This month includes new track "Scary and Naked" w/instro/acapella/lyrics, STD SHW episode 66, photo set of #bunnys31daysofhalloween, bonus cover of Misfits' "Hybrid Moments" & more! Sign up today at patreon.com/schafferthedarklord Thank you, friends.
September 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Sept 2025 Patreon content is up! This month includes new track "Scary and Naked" w/instro/acapella/lyrics, STD SHW episode 66, photo set of #bunnys31daysofhalloween, bonus cover of Misfits' "Hybrid Moments" & more! Sign up today at patreon.com/schafferthedarklord Thank you, friends.
Friends! Please wish a very happy birthday to this beautiful burlesque badass and bombshell embalmer, Bunny Buxom! Today is Bunny Day, and so is every other day, fools! 💜❤️
September 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Friends! Please wish a very happy birthday to this beautiful burlesque badass and bombshell embalmer, Bunny Buxom! Today is Bunny Day, and so is every other day, fools! 💜❤️
August 2025 Patreon content is up! This month includes: new track "Vintage Gentlemen Tour" with instro/acapella/lyrics, STD SHW ep65, cover of E-40's "Choices," 2 photo sets, bonus video & more! Subscribe today at patreon.com/schafferthedarklord Thank you, friends.
August 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
August 2025 Patreon content is up! This month includes: new track "Vintage Gentlemen Tour" with instro/acapella/lyrics, STD SHW ep65, cover of E-40's "Choices," 2 photo sets, bonus video & more! Subscribe today at patreon.com/schafferthedarklord Thank you, friends.
PITTSBURGH, PA! Sunday August 3rd! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) wraps up at Bottlerocket Social Hall. Doors at 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix: app.opendate.io/e/mc-frontal...
August 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
PITTSBURGH, PA! Sunday August 3rd! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) wraps up at Bottlerocket Social Hall. Doors at 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix: app.opendate.io/e/mc-frontal...
CLEVELAND, OH! Saturday August 2nd! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at The Foundry with special guest @mayorwertz.bsky.social! Doors @ 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...
August 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
CLEVELAND, OH! Saturday August 2nd! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at The Foundry with special guest @mayorwertz.bsky.social! Doors @ 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...
DETROIT, MI! Thursday July 31st! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at @sanctuarydetroit.bsky.social with special guest Mark Cooper. Doors @ 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...
July 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
DETROIT, MI! Thursday July 31st! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at @sanctuarydetroit.bsky.social with special guest Mark Cooper. Doors @ 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...
COLUMBUS, OH! Wednesday July 30th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at Rumba Cafe with special guests Huge Euge! Doors @ 7pm. Show @ 8pm. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...
July 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
COLUMBUS, OH! Wednesday July 30th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at Rumba Cafe with special guests Huge Euge! Doors @ 7pm. Show @ 8pm. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...
ROCHESTER, NY! Tues. July 29th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at @bugjarshows.bsky.social. Doors @ 7pm. Show @ 8pm. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...
July 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
ROCHESTER, NY! Tues. July 29th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at @bugjarshows.bsky.social. Doors @ 7pm. Show @ 8pm. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...
Washington, DC! Sunday July 27th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at Pie Shop with special guest Prowess the Testament. Doors @ 7:30pm. Tix: www.pieshopdc.com/shows/schaff...
July 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Washington, DC! Sunday July 27th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at Pie Shop with special guest Prowess the Testament. Doors @ 7:30pm. Tix: www.pieshopdc.com/shows/schaff...
CAMBRIDGE, MA! Sat. July 26th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at Cantab Lounge for an early show. Doors @ 5pm, Show @ 6pm. Tix: wl.eventim.us/event/mc-fro...
July 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
CAMBRIDGE, MA! Sat. July 26th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at Cantab Lounge for an early show. Doors @ 5pm, Show @ 6pm. Tix: wl.eventim.us/event/mc-fro...
PHILADELPHIA! Wednesday July 23rd! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at Nikki Lopez. Doors @ 7pm, Show @ 7:30pm. Tix: www.ticketweb.com/event/mc-fro... #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore
July 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
PHILADELPHIA! Wednesday July 23rd! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at Nikki Lopez. Doors @ 7pm, Show @ 7:30pm. Tix: www.ticketweb.com/event/mc-fro... #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore
NEW YORK CITY! This Friday July 25th, catch the Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) with special guest @lextheconartist.bsky.social at Soho Live NYC. Doors @ 7pm, Show @ 8pm. Tix: www.soholivenyc.com#/events/137109
July 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
NEW YORK CITY! This Friday July 25th, catch the Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) with special guest @lextheconartist.bsky.social at Soho Live NYC. Doors @ 7pm, Show @ 8pm. Tix: www.soholivenyc.com#/events/137109
Good news!
1. I finally got my hacked FB page back after 5 mos.
2. Catch me live w/@mc.frontalot.com in July/Aug on Vintage Gentlemen Tour! Philly, NYC, Boston, DC, Rochester, Columbus, Detroit, Cleveland, Pittsburgh. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...
Pic: Ryan Spence 6/27/2025
1. I finally got my hacked FB page back after 5 mos.
2. Catch me live w/@mc.frontalot.com in July/Aug on Vintage Gentlemen Tour! Philly, NYC, Boston, DC, Rochester, Columbus, Detroit, Cleveland, Pittsburgh. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...
Pic: Ryan Spence 6/27/2025
July 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Good news!
1. I finally got my hacked FB page back after 5 mos.
2. Catch me live w/@mc.frontalot.com in July/Aug on Vintage Gentlemen Tour! Philly, NYC, Boston, DC, Rochester, Columbus, Detroit, Cleveland, Pittsburgh. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...
Pic: Ryan Spence 6/27/2025
1. I finally got my hacked FB page back after 5 mos.
2. Catch me live w/@mc.frontalot.com in July/Aug on Vintage Gentlemen Tour! Philly, NYC, Boston, DC, Rochester, Columbus, Detroit, Cleveland, Pittsburgh. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...
Pic: Ryan Spence 6/27/2025
PHILADELPHIA / NYC / BOSTON / WASHINGTON DC / ROCHESTER / COLUMBUS / DETROIT / CLEVELAND / PITTSBURGH: Tix for the Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) are on sale now at www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h... #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore (photo by Ryan Spence)
July 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
PHILADELPHIA / NYC / BOSTON / WASHINGTON DC / ROCHESTER / COLUMBUS / DETROIT / CLEVELAND / PITTSBURGH: Tix for the Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) are on sale now at www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h... #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore (photo by Ryan Spence)
Tickets for ALL East Coast/Midwest dates of the Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) are on sale now at www.schafferthedarklord.com #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore
June 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Tickets for ALL East Coast/Midwest dates of the Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) are on sale now at www.schafferthedarklord.com #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore
DENVER, CO! Sunday June 22nd! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) arrives at Moe's Original BBQ in Englewood. Doors @ 6pm, show @ 7pm. Tix at FRONTALOT.COM #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore
June 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
DENVER, CO! Sunday June 22nd! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) arrives at Moe's Original BBQ in Englewood. Doors @ 6pm, show @ 7pm. Tix at FRONTALOT.COM #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore
SALT LAKE CITY! Saturday June 21st! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) arrives at Quarters DLC. Doors @ 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix at FRONTALOT.COM #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore
June 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
SALT LAKE CITY! Saturday June 21st! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) arrives at Quarters DLC. Doors @ 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix at FRONTALOT.COM #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore
PORTLAND, OR! Thursday June 19th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) arrives at Dante's. Doors @ 8pm, show @ 9pm. Tix at FRONTALOT.COM #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore
June 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
PORTLAND, OR! Thursday June 19th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) arrives at Dante's. Doors @ 8pm, show @ 9pm. Tix at FRONTALOT.COM #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore
SEATTLE! Wednesday June 18th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) arrives at El Corazon with openers @shubzilla.bsky.social x @billbeats.com Doors @ 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix at FRONTALOT.COM #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore
June 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
SEATTLE! Wednesday June 18th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & me) arrives at El Corazon with openers @shubzilla.bsky.social x @billbeats.com Doors @ 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix at FRONTALOT.COM #vintagegentlemen #nerdcore