A dog egg, if you will.

Beer. In a wine glass.
Classy.

I do hope that this won't affect the release of the files on Friday.

Meanwhile, a real statesman writes...

On the other hand, a real statesman writes...

I was going to say "As voted for by people who think that Mrs. Brown's Boys is funny", but you kind of beat me to it.

Personally, I think that Brendan O'Carroll must know where all the bodies are buried. And I mean /all/.

It's the only possible explanation.

Huge balls on that man.

That's not Yr Wyddfa you bunch of twps.
Anyone with eyes and half a brain can see that it's Eglwysilan.

Christ, you can't even murder anyone nowadays.
I remember the days when you could kill whoever you wanted.
Proper British values.
Bloody Sadiq Khan and his woke laws.
Etc., etc., etc....

Aussies seem to have the monopoly on great band names.

I'll tell you what would be funny.
For the EU to be abolished.
And then all 27 individual countries fine him €120m each.

That would be fucking hilarious.