Samantha
@schlamantha.bsky.social
i am specially interested in grocery stores
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Samantha
@schlamantha.bsky.social
· Jan 10
dancing in the snow with my husband is the highlight of my year
Need that paycheck to hit for real
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Need that paycheck to hit for real
Cat stop thinking about that fish shirt
December 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Cat stop thinking about that fish shirt
I think I actually like really need to hang out with elephants and giraffes
December 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I think I actually like really need to hang out with elephants and giraffes
WHY DID YOU DROP OUT OF YAAAYYYUUHHHLLL
December 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
WHY DID YOU DROP OUT OF YAAAYYYUUHHHLLL
every time there is an update, it is worse than the last
December 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
every time there is an update, it is worse than the last
my head is heavy with the crimes of my own doing
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
my head is heavy with the crimes of my own doing
really really love peanut butter
December 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
really really love peanut butter
I hate taking a fucking shower then having to dry off then lotion then dry my hair I hate it all
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I hate taking a fucking shower then having to dry off then lotion then dry my hair I hate it all
everyone should stay a little wrinkly
December 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
everyone should stay a little wrinkly
I really do not like ai ‘art’
December 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I really do not like ai ‘art’
there are so many new words
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
there are so many new words
spent some time looking through letter from me dead best friend and I am in awe that I got to have her for almost twenty years. Miss u grl.
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
spent some time looking through letter from me dead best friend and I am in awe that I got to have her for almost twenty years. Miss u grl.
YOU NICK NAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCHNESS MONSTER????
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
YOU NICK NAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCHNESS MONSTER????
I have made a cocoon of epic proportions which can only be done when it’s 28 degrees outside because otherwise it would become entirely too sweaty.
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I have made a cocoon of epic proportions which can only be done when it’s 28 degrees outside because otherwise it would become entirely too sweaty.
Remember when Walmart just sold pet fish
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Remember when Walmart just sold pet fish
the sheets is too wrinkled
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
the sheets is too wrinkled
Gosh dern hole in me dish washing glove
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Gosh dern hole in me dish washing glove
Ur made of lasagna
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Ur made of lasagna
actually cold outside
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
actually cold outside
call me captain cold toes
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
call me captain cold toes
When you say best friends it mean friends forever
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
When you say best friends it mean friends forever
want to capture the feeling of this weekend in a bottle and sniff it forever
November 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
want to capture the feeling of this weekend in a bottle and sniff it forever