Schlubsky
@schlu.bsky.social
Periodt.
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January 8, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Periodt.
Yep. About as well-thought out as that Palm Beach SCIF.
January 4, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Yep. About as well-thought out as that Palm Beach SCIF.
That fear must be what's behind those Michael Bay-directed USSS recruiting ads?
January 4, 2026 at 12:08 PM
That fear must be what's behind those Michael Bay-directed USSS recruiting ads?
More like Primates of the Caribbean. 🐒
January 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
More like Primates of the Caribbean. 🐒
That speech made me hungry!
January 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
That speech made me hungry!
"Hopefully." The adverb that keeps on giving.
December 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"Hopefully." The adverb that keeps on giving.
When I first arrived in NYC mom and pop stores drove the economy. After the Giuliani/Bloomberg years, they disappeared with the allowance of national chains. Bakeries, small boutiques and specialty shops were the beating heart of the city. Let's support them and return them to vibrancy.
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
When I first arrived in NYC mom and pop stores drove the economy. After the Giuliani/Bloomberg years, they disappeared with the allowance of national chains. Bakeries, small boutiques and specialty shops were the beating heart of the city. Let's support them and return them to vibrancy.
I'd bet they already have a intelligence sharing apparatus in place from his last term.
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I'd bet they already have a intelligence sharing apparatus in place from his last term.
Looks like he got that suit at Moe Ginsburg. (ask your New York friends about that old joint)
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Looks like he got that suit at Moe Ginsburg. (ask your New York friends about that old joint)
A blue 🌊everywhere, all at once, tonight!
November 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
A blue 🌊everywhere, all at once, tonight!
Thank you for keeping what's important front and center. You deserve a chunk of these victories.
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Thank you for keeping what's important front and center. You deserve a chunk of these victories.
Reminds me of someone else who never knew anything either:
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October 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Reminds me of someone else who never knew anything either:
Very similar to the deal Reagan folks struck to not have hostages in Iran released during Jimmy Carter's administration.
October 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Very similar to the deal Reagan folks struck to not have hostages in Iran released during Jimmy Carter's administration.
Huh? Were we watching the same show?
October 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Huh? Were we watching the same show?
It'll be like the Puppy Bowl, only with more accidental weeing.
October 2, 2025 at 7:16 AM
It'll be like the Puppy Bowl, only with more accidental weeing.
Say what you will, but Folk has made two field goals over 50 yards this season alone. Not bad for a "geezer!"
September 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Say what you will, but Folk has made two field goals over 50 yards this season alone. Not bad for a "geezer!"
Easy. A Detroit Lions jersey!
September 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Easy. A Detroit Lions jersey!
Eggs is giving peak Freddie Mercury Stache vibes. ❤️
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September 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Eggs is giving peak Freddie Mercury Stache vibes. ❤️
"You can't let that Russian in here. He's going to see the big board!"
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August 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"You can't let that Russian in here. He's going to see the big board!"
