Champs
@schmamps.bsky.social
Wyoming truther, Gudger College (ABD)
Too many companies have app-ified to the point that they don’t even notice how broken their website is
December 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Too many companies have app-ified to the point that they don’t even notice how broken their website is
If a dad joke is told in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it land?
December 17, 2025 at 7:37 AM
If a dad joke is told in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it land?
December 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Why do we as Americans spell “chastise” without a Z?
December 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Why do we as Americans spell “chastise” without a Z?
TIL that Down Cemetery Road is a freshman effort, not Mick Herron trying to pass the Bechdel Test
December 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
TIL that Down Cemetery Road is a freshman effort, not Mick Herron trying to pass the Bechdel Test
Death, taxes, and people complaining about college football championship. Just one more game, bro!
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Death, taxes, and people complaining about college football championship. Just one more game, bro!
Every time I shop for beer at the grocery store feel like the Milk Maid from Clerks trying to find the freshest IPA
December 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Every time I shop for beer at the grocery store feel like the Milk Maid from Clerks trying to find the freshest IPA
Nice to hear that Washington State is replacing the turf at Gesa Field, but what kind of farm school can’t grow a natural surface on grassland
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Nice to hear that Washington State is replacing the turf at Gesa Field, but what kind of farm school can’t grow a natural surface on grassland
My ex’s father would have been a big MAHA guy if he hadn’t died of cancer years ago
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
My ex’s father would have been a big MAHA guy if he hadn’t died of cancer years ago
What if the premise of Succession, but not modeled after Rupert Murdoch but Jerry Jones and his older, stupider, and much more sycophantic sons
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
What if the premise of Succession, but not modeled after Rupert Murdoch but Jerry Jones and his older, stupider, and much more sycophantic sons
Which died first, the GM “Dustbuster” minivan or the vacuum that was iconic household gadget of the late 80s?
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Which died first, the GM “Dustbuster” minivan or the vacuum that was iconic household gadget of the late 80s?
Everyone else booed because Thursday Night Football regressed to the mean.
November 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Everyone else booed because Thursday Night Football regressed to the mean.
UX pet peeve: modals for the default, e.g. pressing a number or a dialog to select English in the US. Giving people alternatives is fine, but forcing everyone to choose is just silly.
November 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
UX pet peeve: modals for the default, e.g. pressing a number or a dialog to select English in the US. Giving people alternatives is fine, but forcing everyone to choose is just silly.
UX pet peeve: apps and websites that prioritize signup and bury login. Bonus points when you just have an expired token—they already KNOW have an account!
November 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
UX pet peeve: apps and websites that prioritize signup and bury login. Bonus points when you just have an expired token—they already KNOW have an account!
Every Monday night is a crime scene for abuse of the passive voice by Troy Aikman
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Every Monday night is a crime scene for abuse of the passive voice by Troy Aikman
Oak leaves keep fallin’ on my grass
And that cer-tain-ly becomes a big pain in my ass
Rakin’s not for me
Those oak leaves keep fallin’ on my grass, they keep fallin’…
And that cer-tain-ly becomes a big pain in my ass
Rakin’s not for me
Those oak leaves keep fallin’ on my grass, they keep fallin’…
November 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Oak leaves keep fallin’ on my grass
And that cer-tain-ly becomes a big pain in my ass
Rakin’s not for me
Those oak leaves keep fallin’ on my grass, they keep fallin’…
And that cer-tain-ly becomes a big pain in my ass
Rakin’s not for me
Those oak leaves keep fallin’ on my grass, they keep fallin’…
If there isn’t looting in Oregon when SNAP benefits expire, then the Bottle Bill stalwarts need to shut up forever
October 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If there isn’t looting in Oregon when SNAP benefits expire, then the Bottle Bill stalwarts need to shut up forever
What is going on in an economy where it’s cheaper to eat bacon from the meat counter than factory packaged ground beef off the shelf?
October 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
What is going on in an economy where it’s cheaper to eat bacon from the meat counter than factory packaged ground beef off the shelf?
I’m kind of an English prescriptivist, but someday I hope we can drop the double N from “beginning.”
October 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I’m kind of an English prescriptivist, but someday I hope we can drop the double N from “beginning.”
Portland is certainly not “war-ravaged” but it’s a sad state of affairs to be shopping at Lowe’s and hear an employee respond to a complaint about locked bathrooms with “this is Delta Park, sir.” I get it.
October 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Portland is certainly not “war-ravaged” but it’s a sad state of affairs to be shopping at Lowe’s and hear an employee respond to a complaint about locked bathrooms with “this is Delta Park, sir.” I get it.
There’s history in this crawl space, from pioneers to post-gentrification. Bud came along well before the methedemic…
September 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
There’s history in this crawl space, from pioneers to post-gentrification. Bud came along well before the methedemic…
Texts You Should Send Me After We Hang Out: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/tex...
Texts You Should Send Me After We Hang Out
Hey, thanks so much for coming tonight. I’ve just checked with everyone else at the party, and we’re all in agreement that you behaved really norma...
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September 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Texts You Should Send Me After We Hang Out: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/tex...
Once again, it’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers!
September 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Once again, it’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers!
Maybe complete phone numbers are entitled to the default contact photo, but short codes are not human beings
September 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Maybe complete phone numbers are entitled to the default contact photo, but short codes are not human beings
Me: “I’ll just put this prepaid VISA into gift cards at places I shop”
The store: “Oh you can’t use our gift cards like that”
These cards have always been a scam, but too often this year I find myself stuck in this hell
The store: “Oh you can’t use our gift cards like that”
These cards have always been a scam, but too often this year I find myself stuck in this hell
September 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Me: “I’ll just put this prepaid VISA into gift cards at places I shop”
The store: “Oh you can’t use our gift cards like that”
These cards have always been a scam, but too often this year I find myself stuck in this hell
The store: “Oh you can’t use our gift cards like that”
These cards have always been a scam, but too often this year I find myself stuck in this hell