schmanda.bsky.social
@schmanda.bsky.social
I had a @ 15 year old 40" Sceptre that I was in no hurry to replace (the awful sound aside). It took a lightning strike within 100 feet of the house during a thunderstorm to finally kill it.

Replacing it for now with a 32" Hisense with built-in Roku and it's the most convenient thing ever.
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Right, isn't it great?
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Maybe Q is all the Antifas we met along the way.
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Grok is absolute dogshit, so this scans.
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I don't fault Headline Critic for but being able to keep up — I'm not sure what the damn sombrero thing on Jeffries is supposed to even mean?

Or is it just the White House SocialBros' very own "6-7?"
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Come to think of it, so do the ultra-wealthy and ultra-connected.
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
You mistake this country for a meritocracy, Chris.
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Our state seal and flag has never been more appropriate
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
We need an Insult Olympics. Scotland would no doubt lead the medal table every time.
November 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Willing to bet he's referring to either CamoGPT or the Army's AI suite from Ask Sage.
October 17, 2025 at 9:16 AM
FYI Channel 4 in the UK is not a BBC channel. It's one of the commercial OTA ones.
September 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
JB's got the juice, I'm telling y'all.
September 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Not quite as good as this legend:
August 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
And they'd call her something stupid like Kayakin' Kamala for the rest of her life so nobody would forget it.
August 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Haven't they called him "God Emperor" for years?
August 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
They don't know, much less care, how Smith would've violated the Hatch Act, but by they're pretty sure it *sounds* serious.
August 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Fear not, they're actually building a Lego factory in my county right now. So we've got that going for us?
July 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Running over one another to take the path on the right
July 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Definitely didn't age well. Not unlike Mssr. Pitt.
July 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
And ignore the fact that late-night was such a bad bet that CBS had initially *renewed* a third season of "After Midnight" — w/less than a quarter of Colbert's viewers — before Taylor Tomlinson chose to resign to concentrate on her stand-up career. (What would the lead-in be if Colbert was canned?)
July 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Gordon Gartrelles up!

*weak smile through tears*
July 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
So -2. Checks out.
July 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The point is even using the Alligator part is still buying in to the GOP's sick branding.
July 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
First my job was called waste, fraud, and abuse and was eliminated.

Now my ability to stay healthy/alive (only 3 years out from a cancer dx, I owe my life to Medicaid) without that job is called waste, fraud, and abuse.

Can't wait for Repubs to explicitly call on people like me to self-eliminate.
July 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Your mental illness is not my reality, Nancy.
July 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM