Schmandle
@schmandle.bsky.social
Fat Dad. Warhammer 40K. Guitars. Other stuff. Any photos I post (not repost) are taken by me.
Inshallah, Free Palestine.
Inshallah, Free Palestine.
Tell HR this is how you saw him
September 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Tell HR this is how you saw him
Seriously wtf is this shit. Is she writing for Stuart Lee now? “If you mention bacon to a Muslim, they’ll lock you and throw away the key!”
What if you report someone stealing pork sausages to a Muslim police officer? Aiding and abetting?
What if you report someone stealing pork sausages to a Muslim police officer? Aiding and abetting?
August 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Seriously wtf is this shit. Is she writing for Stuart Lee now? “If you mention bacon to a Muslim, they’ll lock you and throw away the key!”
What if you report someone stealing pork sausages to a Muslim police officer? Aiding and abetting?
What if you report someone stealing pork sausages to a Muslim police officer? Aiding and abetting?
HUMAN ARTISTS OF EARTH! use only one photograph of tiny painted toy soldiers to convince people to follow you.
August 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
HUMAN ARTISTS OF EARTH! use only one photograph of tiny painted toy soldiers to convince people to follow you.
Trump said “I hope he likes sleeping on the sofa”
August 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Trump said “I hope he likes sleeping on the sofa”
Just seen this, feels like this thread is a good place for it.
August 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Just seen this, feels like this thread is a good place for it.
Hi Elon, I did what you said and asked AI and it said you should give your money to the poor
August 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Hi Elon, I did what you said and asked AI and it said you should give your money to the poor
This is a California congressman explaining why he believes congress is shut down
July 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
This is a California congressman explaining why he believes congress is shut down
Is that what this is for? 😜
July 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Is that what this is for? 😜
Someone needs to remind asmongold that men were “truly done” many years ago. And these things don’t require a high speed fibre connection to work and Elon musk can’t make them talk like a nazi
July 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Someone needs to remind asmongold that men were “truly done” many years ago. And these things don’t require a high speed fibre connection to work and Elon musk can’t make them talk like a nazi
The WEEE regulations come into play here. No golden showers required
July 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The WEEE regulations come into play here. No golden showers required
So all of Glastonbury festival is a hate rally now?
July 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
So all of Glastonbury festival is a hate rally now?
@mrjamesob.bsky.social thought this might be of interest to you considering you have been discussing bob vylan
July 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social thought this might be of interest to you considering you have been discussing bob vylan
It’s called zanesville because it has a zany border 🤪
June 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
It’s called zanesville because it has a zany border 🤪
Tried some different things and it’s a work in progress but so far really happy with the result.
#warhammer40k
#wh40k
#painting
#miniatures
#warhammer40k
#wh40k
#painting
#miniatures
June 14, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Tried some different things and it’s a work in progress but so far really happy with the result.
#warhammer40k
#wh40k
#painting
#miniatures
#warhammer40k
#wh40k
#painting
#miniatures
Really happy with the laser beam effect. It’s ever so slightly wonky cos my 4yr old wanted to help but it’s all good
May 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Really happy with the laser beam effect. It’s ever so slightly wonky cos my 4yr old wanted to help but it’s all good
It feels good to be painting again. I do hate basing though. Think these guys will just be getting a bit of sand and a few tufts
May 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
It feels good to be painting again. I do hate basing though. Think these guys will just be getting a bit of sand and a few tufts
May 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Why oh why do I get this advert every time I open instagram. It makes no sense algorithmically, I never shop on eBay and I don’t wear nickers
April 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Why oh why do I get this advert every time I open instagram. It makes no sense algorithmically, I never shop on eBay and I don’t wear nickers