If there is a god of weather I’m convinced it hates Redding specifically

“We put 20 GOP zoomers in a room filled with carbon monoxide and powdered lead and asked them about their opinions”

Many people are saying this

Every single time! Epstein will write:

"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"

and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:

"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."

They own Twitch so this probably means layoffs there

FWIW, I met my wife in late March 2020 when I opened Bumble out of a "who the hell is even on this thing right now" feeling of bored curiosity. It was a bleak time. Arguably, not quite as bad as right now, but still pretty dismal.

His vision is basically Omelas but instead of utopia it’s just a shitty Blockbuster powered by a basement full of children who once received USAID

Proposal:

Once when I was a young shithead living with other young shitheads we had a landlord who left us a haiku:

Why you get on roof?
Your hall is a garbage yard.
You will be summoned.

Hear me out: companies like this are great because it allows all the weird little aggro 996-evangelists to self-segregate into their deranged little silos and leave the rest of us the fuck alone

*audible gasp*

In a kinder universe Bove would’ve been a character actor

Yes they will. They’ll cave 10 minutes before air