Evan Murphy
@schmevinfinity.bsky.social
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The pee pee tape lol 😉🥰👇
March 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The pee pee tape lol 😉🥰👇
Elmo brought his fucking kid
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
March 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Elmo brought his fucking kid
Pooped out puppy
February 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Pooped out puppy
He's trying to sit on the couch like a human again, and he's waaaayyyy too happy about it.
February 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
He's trying to sit on the couch like a human again, and he's waaaayyyy too happy about it.
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Stand with science. Always.
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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February 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Stand with science. Always.
Let this dude off leash to run, and he lies down in the snow to chew a stick.🤦♂️
February 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Let this dude off leash to run, and he lies down in the snow to chew a stick.🤦♂️
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Perfectly captured.
February 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Perfectly captured.
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BENNY BURIES!
February 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
BENNY BURIES!
4 years ago today, my best friend & I rescued each other!
January 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
4 years ago today, my best friend & I rescued each other!
That bigger, reddish dot is Mars! #space #fuckelonmusk
January 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
That bigger, reddish dot is Mars! #space #fuckelonmusk
That's Jupiter in the tree branches! #space #fuckelonmusk
January 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
That's Jupiter in the tree branches! #space #fuckelonmusk
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Banksy drops another bomb.
January 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Banksy drops another bomb.
Looking at you, Trump & Musk!!!
January 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Looking at you, Trump & Musk!!!
Ho-leeeee shit!!! This is super tasty but damn spicy!
January 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Ho-leeeee shit!!! This is super tasty but damn spicy!
I've been getting a lot of messages from followers asking me to download another app so we can "stay in communication"... well I'm not falling for it!
Let it be known that anyone asking me to download some app I've never heard of will be blocked!!! I suggest yalls do the same!
Let it be known that anyone asking me to download some app I've never heard of will be blocked!!! I suggest yalls do the same!
January 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I've been getting a lot of messages from followers asking me to download another app so we can "stay in communication"... well I'm not falling for it!
Let it be known that anyone asking me to download some app I've never heard of will be blocked!!! I suggest yalls do the same!
Let it be known that anyone asking me to download some app I've never heard of will be blocked!!! I suggest yalls do the same!
Making some roasted mango-habanero salsa tonight! I'll keep us updated😂
January 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Making some roasted mango-habanero salsa tonight! I'll keep us updated😂
The man. The myth. The legend. When he got into the end zone, he acted like he'd been there before. A really class-act, Barry was.
January 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The man. The myth. The legend. When he got into the end zone, he acted like he'd been there before. A really class-act, Barry was.
Working on our off-leash training in our hidden neighborhood spot. This dingy has come a looooong way since not having a yard to run around free in the last 2 years.
January 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Working on our off-leash training in our hidden neighborhood spot. This dingy has come a looooong way since not having a yard to run around free in the last 2 years.
When I tell people Dojo is a Beagle/Husky/German Sheppard mix, I always have to show size relevant pics so they can see he's not just a beagle... so here's my 105lb dog stretched out (aka splooting) on a queen size bed.
January 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
When I tell people Dojo is a Beagle/Husky/German Sheppard mix, I always have to show size relevant pics so they can see he's not just a beagle... so here's my 105lb dog stretched out (aka splooting) on a queen size bed.
Wanna go for a walk?
January 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Wanna go for a walk?
Last night's dinner. Beef & broccoli/carrots, with mushroom/bean-sprout miso soup.
January 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Last night's dinner. Beef & broccoli/carrots, with mushroom/bean-sprout miso soup.