Schmish
@schmishmael.bsky.social
Late 30s - He/Him
Nothing interesting here
Nothing interesting here
I don't even have one and a good mango makes my pussy wet
February 1, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I don't even have one and a good mango makes my pussy wet
I hope you don't get sick of me telling you that you are incredibly gorgeous, because you are.
And those lips! My god Vel 🫠
And those lips! My god Vel 🫠
January 31, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I hope you don't get sick of me telling you that you are incredibly gorgeous, because you are.
And those lips! My god Vel 🫠
And those lips! My god Vel 🫠
I want nothing more than to have to beg you for mercy
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in an office and saying `` you have my attention '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in an office and saying `` you have my attention '' .
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January 29, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I want nothing more than to have to beg you for mercy
Umm what's the punishment for disobeying? I mean, I would never even consider it, but in case others are curious
January 29, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Umm what's the punishment for disobeying? I mean, I would never even consider it, but in case others are curious
This might be my favorite one yet
January 27, 2026 at 5:05 PM
This might be my favorite one yet
I never would have guessed 😂
January 26, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I never would have guessed 😂
Happy birthday Lilac! I hope you had a beautiful day!
January 25, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Happy birthday Lilac! I hope you had a beautiful day!
Heck yeah Dream Theater!
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Heck yeah Dream Theater!
That's not just one book?
January 22, 2026 at 8:55 AM
That's not just one book?
The Bitter Sweet Freshmen Symphony is a great song
January 22, 2026 at 1:52 AM
The Bitter Sweet Freshmen Symphony is a great song
Did I say best? I meant corniest (I'll be honest that's probably my best 🙃)
January 21, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Did I say best? I meant corniest (I'll be honest that's probably my best 🙃)
I'm giving you my best attempt lol
January 21, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I'm giving you my best attempt lol
Hi I'm Schmish.
I'm something of a scientist by day,
and a boring homebody by night.
😏
I'm something of a scientist by day,
and a boring homebody by night.
😏
January 21, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Hi I'm Schmish.
I'm something of a scientist by day,
and a boring homebody by night.
😏
I'm something of a scientist by day,
and a boring homebody by night.
😏
This doesn't do it for you? 🤣
a man says hi i 'm maurice i 'm an executive by day and a wildman by night ..
ALT: a man says hi i 'm maurice i 'm an executive by day and a wildman by night ..
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January 21, 2026 at 3:58 PM
This doesn't do it for you? 🤣
Good call lol
Joking or not the answer is no, and you shouldn't do that to yourself regardless of how serious you're being
Joking or not the answer is no, and you shouldn't do that to yourself regardless of how serious you're being
January 21, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Good call lol
Joking or not the answer is no, and you shouldn't do that to yourself regardless of how serious you're being
Joking or not the answer is no, and you shouldn't do that to yourself regardless of how serious you're being
Am I supposed to take this seriously?
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Am I supposed to take this seriously?
You're over 200 now! Time for that celebratory post!
January 20, 2026 at 10:34 PM
You're over 200 now! Time for that celebratory post!
How long does a game of Magic the Gathering take?
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 PM
How long does a game of Magic the Gathering take?
Two words: blanket fort
What happens in the fort is anybody's guess
What happens in the fort is anybody's guess
January 20, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Two words: blanket fort
What happens in the fort is anybody's guess
What happens in the fort is anybody's guess
I just assumed you were very excited
January 20, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I just assumed you were very excited