Honestly, trade the man to vegas or nyr at this point

GODDAMNIT ANTONELLI I TRUSTED YOU. RAM HIM

Did teenage max verstappen write this

All of his brain processing power (his singular half-developed neuron) is working on keeping it open

WHICH FIRST LAP BUMPER CRASH WILL CAUSE ME TO CRASH OUT AND TRIM MY POTHOS

Will mclaren bs force me to start undoing my small leaf spiderwort or whatever it's called within the first two laps? Will ferrari strategy make me crack my vintage pitcher while i drill the drainage hole into it? Tune in to find out