TimmySchneeks
@schneety.bsky.social
Turns out it's mostly just dad jokes and puns. Paintin' some little stuff occasionally too. He/Him and doing my best to respect you/yours.
I try to be in a state of delirium as much as possible this season:
December 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I try to be in a state of delirium as much as possible this season:
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a close up of a box of donut holes with the word donut in white letters
Alt: A box of Popeyes biscuits
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Ah yes, but does he mean fort times a nightly, or every fort-th nightly?
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Ah yes, but does he mean fort times a nightly, or every fort-th nightly?
That spider doesn't know what he's missing
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
That spider doesn't know what he's missing
de-prioritize if you need, no xmas obligations or anything for me! just making sure you're aware. Thanks!
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
de-prioritize if you need, no xmas obligations or anything for me! just making sure you're aware. Thanks!
ugh that sucks. Like to think it's better to be busy than not, but not *that* kinda busy :( sorry!
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
ugh that sucks. Like to think it's better to be busy than not, but not *that* kinda busy :( sorry!
"FindFolkFriday" more like "huh guess I haven't painted much of that Friday"
This is as close as we're going to get! definitely orange in there. Getting all the mileage out of this guy...Hot, Green, orange, I'm sure a few others. Need to paint more minis!
This is as close as we're going to get! definitely orange in there. Getting all the mileage out of this guy...Hot, Green, orange, I'm sure a few others. Need to paint more minis!
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"FindFolkFriday" more like "huh guess I haven't painted much of that Friday"
This is as close as we're going to get! definitely orange in there. Getting all the mileage out of this guy...Hot, Green, orange, I'm sure a few others. Need to paint more minis!
This is as close as we're going to get! definitely orange in there. Getting all the mileage out of this guy...Hot, Green, orange, I'm sure a few others. Need to paint more minis!
While you were painting it, it was on Bees' Beholder holder
Just FYI.
Also these are amazing!
Just FYI.
Also these are amazing!
December 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
While you were painting it, it was on Bees' Beholder holder
Just FYI.
Also these are amazing!
Just FYI.
Also these are amazing!
Love that comic 😂
December 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Love that comic 😂
Hey hey I at least remember the oven mitts most of the time...oh the spider. Right!
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hey hey I at least remember the oven mitts most of the time...oh the spider. Right!
Tryin' to get an early look on those baked goods, can you blame him?
December 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Tryin' to get an early look on those baked goods, can you blame him?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_C...
And of course,
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fr...
(Actually fried oreos are amazing)
Turkey fryer - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_C...
And of course,
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fr...
(Actually fried oreos are amazing)
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This is an awesome little corner of the world though, thanks for herding it!
This is an awesome little corner of the world though, thanks for herding it!
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
*Witty comment that you won't see due to notification overload*
This is an awesome little corner of the world though, thanks for herding it!
This is an awesome little corner of the world though, thanks for herding it!
Took us ages to find Mozzie the other day too.
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Took us ages to find Mozzie the other day too.
Feels like it should say "applying nuln oil"
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Feels like it should say "applying nuln oil"
I keep staring deeply into the coral, dreaming of such smüth blends. Wonderful Fenris Christmas window display this year! 🤣
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I keep staring deeply into the coral, dreaming of such smüth blends. Wonderful Fenris Christmas window display this year! 🤣
He's lookin' at you like you just told him it's time to go home, the absolute audacity
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
He's lookin' at you like you just told him it's time to go home, the absolute audacity