Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti
@schnozbott.bsky.social
Alien robot wizard from the future! Author, delivery mercenary, certified crazy person, and a very well cared for cat.
Y'all know what's really bizarre? I can be lonely and out of social spoons at the same time. As much as it sucks the irony amuses me
December 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Y'all know what's really bizarre? I can be lonely and out of social spoons at the same time. As much as it sucks the irony amuses me
So I keep getting followers, somehow. As if people expect to make money off me through followbacks or something. Just a heads up, if you expect me to pay for anything, you're barking up the wrong tree. I can barely take care of myself.
Buy my books, tell your friends about them, then we'll see.
Buy my books, tell your friends about them, then we'll see.
December 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
So I keep getting followers, somehow. As if people expect to make money off me through followbacks or something. Just a heads up, if you expect me to pay for anything, you're barking up the wrong tree. I can barely take care of myself.
Buy my books, tell your friends about them, then we'll see.
Buy my books, tell your friends about them, then we'll see.
This is such an important concept. In my experience, there's no such thing as a relationship without any. The important takeaway is that with trust, respect, and communication, these things can be resolved.
The T'Rina/Saru pairing also might be my favorite Trek couple. Canonically speaking anyway.
The T'Rina/Saru pairing also might be my favorite Trek couple. Canonically speaking anyway.
December 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
This is such an important concept. In my experience, there's no such thing as a relationship without any. The important takeaway is that with trust, respect, and communication, these things can be resolved.
The T'Rina/Saru pairing also might be my favorite Trek couple. Canonically speaking anyway.
The T'Rina/Saru pairing also might be my favorite Trek couple. Canonically speaking anyway.
I'm not sure Coffee Mate has figured out how to make a flavored coffee creamer that doesn't taste like ass. Do they even taste test these things?
December 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'm not sure Coffee Mate has figured out how to make a flavored coffee creamer that doesn't taste like ass. Do they even taste test these things?
So where do I find people that AREN'T all talk?
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
So where do I find people that AREN'T all talk?
Would this not be the second time he's threatened the lives of Congress? Is that not enough of a reason to remove him?
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Would this not be the second time he's threatened the lives of Congress? Is that not enough of a reason to remove him?
Yo John Carmack, for all your supposed intellect you couldn't even bring yourself not to misgender and deadname Rebecca Heineman publicly on twitter, AFTER her tragic passing. A moronic and insane disrespect no matter how good your intent. You can't be that disaffected not to know that's not it dawg
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Yo John Carmack, for all your supposed intellect you couldn't even bring yourself not to misgender and deadname Rebecca Heineman publicly on twitter, AFTER her tragic passing. A moronic and insane disrespect no matter how good your intent. You can't be that disaffected not to know that's not it dawg
Insulting me to my face right before asking me for an enormous favor is not the way to get what you want.
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Insulting me to my face right before asking me for an enormous favor is not the way to get what you want.
I love it when a toxic parent plainly demonstrates exactly why my decision to excise them from my life was a correct choice.
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I love it when a toxic parent plainly demonstrates exactly why my decision to excise them from my life was a correct choice.
As a writer, I'm compelled to expound on the monstrosity of the human condition. When I started originally I thought I was being nicely fantastical about it...
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 AM
As a writer, I'm compelled to expound on the monstrosity of the human condition. When I started originally I thought I was being nicely fantastical about it...
Can I have one day without:
-some kind of sickness
-a problem with my housing situation (especially working plumbing!)
-a surprise expense
-an interpersonal conflict that could have been easily avoided or fixed
-some kind of sickness
-a problem with my housing situation (especially working plumbing!)
-a surprise expense
-an interpersonal conflict that could have been easily avoided or fixed
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Can I have one day without:
-some kind of sickness
-a problem with my housing situation (especially working plumbing!)
-a surprise expense
-an interpersonal conflict that could have been easily avoided or fixed
-some kind of sickness
-a problem with my housing situation (especially working plumbing!)
-a surprise expense
-an interpersonal conflict that could have been easily avoided or fixed
It's possible that getting 4 vaccines all at once was not the best idea...🫠💀
October 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It's possible that getting 4 vaccines all at once was not the best idea...🫠💀
I was thinking about how I'm kinda a pinko commie but my brain heard "pink Okami" so now I can't stop thinking about Amaterasu but pink instead of white
October 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I was thinking about how I'm kinda a pinko commie but my brain heard "pink Okami" so now I can't stop thinking about Amaterasu but pink instead of white
Due to other circumstances impacting production, Monstrosity 3 is now slated for a Summer 2026 release at the earliest. Hoping to get my pace back on track this winter, the cover will get done earlier than usual, hard to say how long editing/beta will take. But the thrilling conclusion is coming...
October 21, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Due to other circumstances impacting production, Monstrosity 3 is now slated for a Summer 2026 release at the earliest. Hoping to get my pace back on track this winter, the cover will get done earlier than usual, hard to say how long editing/beta will take. But the thrilling conclusion is coming...
It's funny how in Zone of the Enders 2, you have to slog through the worst level in the game to get to the best level in the game
October 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
It's funny how in Zone of the Enders 2, you have to slog through the worst level in the game to get to the best level in the game
I have been given a lesson in what happens when people don't communicate. It's been a very hard lesson, but perhaps worthwhile. My partner was so right about communication being key. Because horrible stupid things happen when you don't. I will take this lesson to heart and keep it with me forever.
October 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I have been given a lesson in what happens when people don't communicate. It's been a very hard lesson, but perhaps worthwhile. My partner was so right about communication being key. Because horrible stupid things happen when you don't. I will take this lesson to heart and keep it with me forever.
I can manage like half of those things by myself in a good week. As for the alcoholism...well being 3.5 years sober has helped me get to this point.
October 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I can manage like half of those things by myself in a good week. As for the alcoholism...well being 3.5 years sober has helped me get to this point.
*inhales deeply*
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*SIGHHHHHHHHHH*
That is all.
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*SIGHHHHHHHHHH*
That is all.
October 4, 2025 at 9:39 AM
*inhales deeply*
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*SIGHHHHHHHHHH*
That is all.
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*SIGHHHHHHHHHH*
That is all.
Feel like I'm trapped on the wrong planet again. I don't belong here, or anywhere. Surrounded by creatures that only see me as an "other." Cold hostility everywhere. Running out of places to hide, safety and comfort dwindle. Trust is too precious a commodity to squander. There's no escape.
October 3, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Feel like I'm trapped on the wrong planet again. I don't belong here, or anywhere. Surrounded by creatures that only see me as an "other." Cold hostility everywhere. Running out of places to hide, safety and comfort dwindle. Trust is too precious a commodity to squander. There's no escape.
I feel called out
October 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I feel called out
New follows? Alloo? Fun fact I write books, my linktree leads to both of them. Monstrosity 3 is in production!
linktr.ee/alienatural
linktr.ee/alienatural
@alienatural | Linktree
Linktree. Make your link do more.
linktr.ee
September 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
New follows? Alloo? Fun fact I write books, my linktree leads to both of them. Monstrosity 3 is in production!
linktr.ee/alienatural
linktr.ee/alienatural
Had a really productive day today. Way things have been going, better celebrate the little things. Gotta remind myself that it's going to be okay
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Had a really productive day today. Way things have been going, better celebrate the little things. Gotta remind myself that it's going to be okay
Getting really, really, really tired of being lied to. The games, the unreliability, the uncertainty, it's tiresome. Why does no one seem to have any follow-through?
September 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Getting really, really, really tired of being lied to. The games, the unreliability, the uncertainty, it's tiresome. Why does no one seem to have any follow-through?