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“Oh, because that man was actually a six foot tall rabbit”
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Look, I think he’s been great, and Russia left him no real options, but to have the Nobel Peace Prize go to the guy who has been managing a war for several years seems…odd. Maybe after he wins and shows mercy or wisdom in victory, or helps to negotiate a fair and lasting peace.
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Who are the top recipients that would say “fuck you”? Rosie O’Donnell, Biden, the Colombian President, maybe Zelenskyy? Who else?
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Yes but leave bayous out of it. They are innocent And bear no responsibility for this crime of a human.
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has anyone mentioned the wild horses on Assateague (and other small islands)? I’ve seen them rip open tents for food, stomp birds to death to suck out the marrow from their bones, and attack kids. We are two, maybe three generations from every horse trying to kill us.
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For these soldiers, “Liter Cola” isn’t a punchline. It’s a credo.
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“Trump is spending millions of your tax dollars to harass and deport your neighbors” is objectively true.
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There's a bike lane just a block away that's super safe! You just have to cut behind the police academy and cross Charles. They have really safe bike racks.
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Im at an old time music jam and there are seniors and teenagers all playing together and it’s all because Baltimore is the Best City in America.
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I worked on a pig farm and was told that their low center of gravity meant that they were not afraid of being kicked because they couldn’t fall over. And also when we killed one of them with a shotgun all the other pigs rushed in to eat the brains. They are sociopaths with a low center of gravity.
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Look, everything else aside, Reagan is still pretty popular. saying “Trump is just like this guy you like and he is taking the country to a time where people were mostly happy” is not a good strategy.
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If this was any sort of normal situation, I’d completely agree with you. Like, Im not even sure a contractor can have the legal authority to arrest someone. But I wouldn’t put anything past these folks at this point.
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It’s entirely possible but there are a LOT of federal rapid response teams for every agency. They generally have sat around done nothing.

I’m also curious if a lot of these dudes are former security contractors, or even current security contractors and this is all temp work.
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I love my Blix vika+. The acceleration is awesome and it feels like I have unlocked city travel.
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Blix has a pretty good model, but it’s heavy. Carbon has a pretty lightweight folding one.
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Yeah. Interoperability has always been an issue- even among the faux badasses in my field. But among the roided up, assault rifle toting mooks who are in these videos I’m sure it’s a constant dick measuring contest. And that means none of them are suggesting adopting safer/more legal tactics.
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At this point I imagine they are pulling heavily from every other federal agency. Which means they have a mosh-mash of tactics, communications, threat assessments, etc. it also means that they probably have no idea who they are working with week to week, which is exacerbated by the mask wearing.
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It’s also relevant that in that instance, the governor asked for help, and the Insurrection Act was invoked in order to meet the request.
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did the cabinet tariffs kick in? Did I really panic buy a bunch of kitchen cabinets for no reason?
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Every tech firm should have a big boat and a captain who couldn't give a shit on standby