John Scholvin
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John Scholvin
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Renaissance nerd. Cracked polystyrene man. Proud Chicagoan. I write words on https://scholvin.com. he/him.

Chinga la migra.

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As ever, the “I love snow!” people are welcome to prove their love by clearing my driveway and cars
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I don't want to see *any* twitter posts, ever
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
There are no awards given for playing half a game, and I really don't want to hear about his second half performances when it's HE who sucked them into the hole in the first half. He's not a bust, but he's not a franchise player.
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I assume they'll be updating the dictionaries to add an entry for "generational" that means "fifth or sixth best at his position in his draft class"
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I'll never get that kinda score due to typos.
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
And so often just a one-sentence tossed off comment, or a letter grade is all there is. Great work if you can get it, I suppose
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’ve got Nebraska squarely at 18. Open to debate on the others.
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I love how the rest of the conference can put aside our differences and find common ground in dunking on them
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
TIL that pronunciation. Whoa.
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Wow, excellent question. For independent artists, Bandcamp is a great choice. But I’m not sure where you’d go for the old classics. I guess I’d feel better about shoveling the money at Apple than I would at Amazon, but not much,
December 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM