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Maybe we can get through this together.
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Sorry I never prepared anybody for this shit.
For all the “vote blue no matter who” chuds on Twitter for 12 months leading up to the election who argued about why anyone wouldn’t vote for Democrats.
March 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
For all the “vote blue no matter who” chuds on Twitter for 12 months leading up to the election who argued about why anyone wouldn’t vote for Democrats.
“We brought back free speech!” - Trump
Meanwhile, literally 15 hours ago:
Meanwhile, literally 15 hours ago:
March 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
“We brought back free speech!” - Trump
Meanwhile, literally 15 hours ago:
Meanwhile, literally 15 hours ago:
Democrats holding up pre-made fucking signs and whiteboards while a literal fascist takeover occurs is the dumbest shit ever. When do we get an actual opposition party?
March 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Democrats holding up pre-made fucking signs and whiteboards while a literal fascist takeover occurs is the dumbest shit ever. When do we get an actual opposition party?
There’s no coming back from where we are. This isn’t a difference of opinions, this is a difference of morality and ideals.
I don’t know how we go forward as a united country. There’s so clearly a disconnect between the people who support this and those who are morally opposed to it.
I don’t know how we go forward as a united country. There’s so clearly a disconnect between the people who support this and those who are morally opposed to it.
March 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
There’s no coming back from where we are. This isn’t a difference of opinions, this is a difference of morality and ideals.
I don’t know how we go forward as a united country. There’s so clearly a disconnect between the people who support this and those who are morally opposed to it.
I don’t know how we go forward as a united country. There’s so clearly a disconnect between the people who support this and those who are morally opposed to it.
Can’t wait until TikTok finds out what the Nazis did.
February 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Can’t wait until TikTok finds out what the Nazis did.
For no reason whatsoever, but in case you know any Vice Presidents who might need a refresher:
February 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
For no reason whatsoever, but in case you know any Vice Presidents who might need a refresher:
February 18, 2025 at 9:08 AM
It’s all my fault 😭😭😭
February 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It’s all my fault 😭😭😭
You had TWO MONTHS. You KNEW he was going to do this. And now you admit you had no plan to address or combat it.
We are so cooked. The opposing party is so fucking ineffectual that they’re going to be the actual downfall of our country.
We are so cooked. The opposing party is so fucking ineffectual that they’re going to be the actual downfall of our country.
February 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
You had TWO MONTHS. You KNEW he was going to do this. And now you admit you had no plan to address or combat it.
We are so cooked. The opposing party is so fucking ineffectual that they’re going to be the actual downfall of our country.
We are so cooked. The opposing party is so fucking ineffectual that they’re going to be the actual downfall of our country.
Where my Dearborn voters? Has anyone followed up with them to see if this is what they voted for?
Steve Witkoff: "Peace in the region means a better life for the Palestinians. A better life is not necessarily to tied to the physical space that you're in today ... that doesn't occur because you get to pitch a tent in the Gaza Strip."
February 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Where my Dearborn voters? Has anyone followed up with them to see if this is what they voted for?
This is objectively one of the funniest things Pete Davidson has ever said.
January 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This is objectively one of the funniest things Pete Davidson has ever said.
How are my Dearborn, Michigan voters feeling who supported Palestine and decided Trump was better to handle that situation feeling today? It’s unfortunate that “I told you so” doesn’t fix anything that you broke being morons. #FAFO
January 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
How are my Dearborn, Michigan voters feeling who supported Palestine and decided Trump was better to handle that situation feeling today? It’s unfortunate that “I told you so” doesn’t fix anything that you broke being morons. #FAFO
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Guy wages a war against pronouns but named his son after a captcha test
December 5, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Guy wages a war against pronouns but named his son after a captcha test
Let me know what good it does to point out hypocrisy to folks who long ago either gave away their shame for shekels, or never had the depth or capacity for it to begin with.
November 24, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Let me know what good it does to point out hypocrisy to folks who long ago either gave away their shame for shekels, or never had the depth or capacity for it to begin with.
I honestly don’t know why anybody debates or even tries to talk to people anymore. They’re literal idiots and will double down in the face of being wrong. America is a failed experiment and there’s less redeeming qualities by the generation.
November 24, 2024 at 10:47 PM
I honestly don’t know why anybody debates or even tries to talk to people anymore. They’re literal idiots and will double down in the face of being wrong. America is a failed experiment and there’s less redeeming qualities by the generation.
When conservatives threaten to expose democrats.
November 20, 2024 at 7:01 PM
When conservatives threaten to expose democrats.
Just remember when they misuse “woke” derogatorily, it’s so they can keep the oppressor status quo.
November 20, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Just remember when they misuse “woke” derogatorily, it’s so they can keep the oppressor status quo.
The funniest things that’ve happened in the last two weeks:
1. @theonion.com buying InfoWars
2. Matt Gaetz resigning even though he’s probably not going to get confirmed.
Have to find some joy in the small things.
1. @theonion.com buying InfoWars
2. Matt Gaetz resigning even though he’s probably not going to get confirmed.
Have to find some joy in the small things.
November 20, 2024 at 4:03 AM
The funniest things that’ve happened in the last two weeks:
1. @theonion.com buying InfoWars
2. Matt Gaetz resigning even though he’s probably not going to get confirmed.
Have to find some joy in the small things.
1. @theonion.com buying InfoWars
2. Matt Gaetz resigning even though he’s probably not going to get confirmed.
Have to find some joy in the small things.
Is the comparison that Pete and Chasten weren’t on the Real World?
November 20, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Is the comparison that Pete and Chasten weren’t on the Real World?
Thank god they’re solving the real problems by getting Bibles back in Oklahoma schools.
November 20, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Thank god they’re solving the real problems by getting Bibles back in Oklahoma schools.