Schwarzebar
@schwarzebar.bsky.social
Big, Black and fuzzy in Chicago.
🎶 I just wanna lay in ya hair 🐻
🏳️🌈 🎮 💪🏾 ⛓️ 💃🏾 💻
🎶 I just wanna lay in ya hair 🐻
🏳️🌈 🎮 💪🏾 ⛓️ 💃🏾 💻
December 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Quote with your 4 best 2025 pics.
December 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Quote with your 4 best 2025 pics.
To my designers - annual reminder to cancel your Adobe account to get their don’t leave me offer.
If you have to use Adobe, might as well save over 50% on it, as they’re trying to jump the pro plan to 70/mo.
If you have to use Adobe, might as well save over 50% on it, as they’re trying to jump the pro plan to 70/mo.
December 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
To my designers - annual reminder to cancel your Adobe account to get their don’t leave me offer.
If you have to use Adobe, might as well save over 50% on it, as they’re trying to jump the pro plan to 70/mo.
If you have to use Adobe, might as well save over 50% on it, as they’re trying to jump the pro plan to 70/mo.
Made back to the gym to just be reminded of one thing: straight men are so loud in the steam room. It’s like they’re afraid of their own thoughts so they bring a shaker container and the clang-iest metal water bottle to shake and slam around. It’s like a baby rattle for insecure bros.
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Made back to the gym to just be reminded of one thing: straight men are so loud in the steam room. It’s like they’re afraid of their own thoughts so they bring a shaker container and the clang-iest metal water bottle to shake and slam around. It’s like a baby rattle for insecure bros.
Hobblin’ but still holding it down
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Hobblin’ but still holding it down
Bootz House Down, Percs Up, Tiddy Out, and the Hades 2 is ON.
October 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Bootz House Down, Percs Up, Tiddy Out, and the Hades 2 is ON.
It’s the gogo/kinkster/gay jock sneaker. At IML, if it’s not a leather boot, it’s this.
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It’s the gogo/kinkster/gay jock sneaker. At IML, if it’s not a leather boot, it’s this.
What song is coming out of these?
Share The Love (Hani Hyper Radio Mix) - Andrea Martin
Share The Love (Hani Hyper Radio Mix) - Andrea Martin
October 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
What song is coming out of these?
Share The Love (Hani Hyper Radio Mix) - Andrea Martin
Share The Love (Hani Hyper Radio Mix) - Andrea Martin
Dinner Date to celebrate the new job (oh yeah I got a new job but also still running my business so boy is tired)
October 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Dinner Date to celebrate the new job (oh yeah I got a new job but also still running my business so boy is tired)
I’m working on my sewing skills to achieve my BHAG* of being a pro cosplayer. Project 1 was cropping this Woods Campground good but replacing the elastic hem. We’re getting there!
*Big Hairy Audacious Goal, for those not fluent in corporate swill buzzspeak
*Big Hairy Audacious Goal, for those not fluent in corporate swill buzzspeak
September 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I’m working on my sewing skills to achieve my BHAG* of being a pro cosplayer. Project 1 was cropping this Woods Campground good but replacing the elastic hem. We’re getting there!
*Big Hairy Audacious Goal, for those not fluent in corporate swill buzzspeak
*Big Hairy Audacious Goal, for those not fluent in corporate swill buzzspeak
Get ready to Jock around the clock!
September 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Get ready to Jock around the clock!
Maine, you are doing FAR TOO MUCH.
August 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Maine, you are doing FAR TOO MUCH.
Screaming in this airport.
(Follow the.ethical.dilemma on IG if you’re not she’s a damn delight)
www.instagram.com/p/DNvNkeXWA8...
(Follow the.ethical.dilemma on IG if you’re not she’s a damn delight)
www.instagram.com/p/DNvNkeXWA8...
August 31, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Screaming in this airport.
(Follow the.ethical.dilemma on IG if you’re not she’s a damn delight)
www.instagram.com/p/DNvNkeXWA8...
(Follow the.ethical.dilemma on IG if you’re not she’s a damn delight)
www.instagram.com/p/DNvNkeXWA8...
I’m not a writer so I wanna give props to @missladysalad.bsky.social to gathering this together perfectly.
August 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’m not a writer so I wanna give props to @missladysalad.bsky.social to gathering this together perfectly.
Me + 5 Games (also if you’re in Chicago and wanna play co-op Streets of Rage let’s goooooo 🥊 🔥)
August 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Me + 5 Games (also if you’re in Chicago and wanna play co-op Streets of Rage let’s goooooo 🥊 🔥)
Let’s see those face cards, babes 🥰
(Touch this skin. Touch all this skin, honey 💅🏾)
(Touch this skin. Touch all this skin, honey 💅🏾)
August 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Let’s see those face cards, babes 🥰
(Touch this skin. Touch all this skin, honey 💅🏾)
(Touch this skin. Touch all this skin, honey 💅🏾)
The full ren faire fit
August 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The full ren faire fit
Post dance class and EVERYTHING is soaking wet.
August 20, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Post dance class and EVERYTHING is soaking wet.
FUCK THEM PLANES.
August 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
FUCK THEM PLANES.
Not gainer/feeder content: just had a tough week and my comfort zone is wings and reality tv while shirtless.
August 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Not gainer/feeder content: just had a tough week and my comfort zone is wings and reality tv while shirtless.
