Schwenbanyama
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Schwenbanyama
@schwe.bsky.social
Not here on official business.
I respect that response. Prefer they acknowledge getting got than acting like “these games don’t even matter.”
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
How much longer till Castle gets a star whistle?
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I guess but they’re atrocious from the ft line too and someone stole Mr. 100% mojo
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Thanks Mr. Positivity. I’ll keep checking in for the analysis.
December 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Skeets or it didn’t happen, chief!

Jokes aside- genuinely wondering if we’re going to see more in-game adjustments out of Mitch as the season goes on, or if he thinks they need to play through these slumps…
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
If only someone could ask the head coach what he’s thinking in these situations…
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Fox cost this game- didn’t blame him for the last one, but this one is squarely on bad decision making by him. Miss w Wemby open, foul, and another miss w Wemby open. Dude needs to realize he’s not in Sacramento anymore.
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Like a third world country… dare I say a Shithole.
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Looks like Mitch Johnson is also missing the second half of the game?
November 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Yessir! Following the Dem playbook and sending everyone I know texts asking them for $5
September 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
They sure are! In playoff form already!
September 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Yeah but the best Danish football team would get beat by the worst team in the SEC.
September 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
What if the game was on a Friday 🙃
September 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My number one concern in my suburban neighborhood: Amazon, uber eats, door dash, et. al delivery drivers.

I get we’re all just trying to make a living- but their incentive to cut down times directly endangers pedestrians/children in a way that didn’t exist 10 years ago.
August 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
That man’s singular focus is on staying in the news. What.a.twerp.
August 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Well, they should just evoke the Ken Paxton precedent where bribery and corruption are no big deal.
August 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Parents should wear helmets too.
August 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This is the “crime DOES pay” administration.
May 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Undue burden- isn’t this the Tarrif guy? Many people call them trump tariffs.
May 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I mean this dude dined out on his love story with an LLM. To call him a tech columnist is embarrassing. He should stick to reviewing iPhones for wire cutter.
May 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Great. So we shouldn’t expect any crunch time timeouts next season either.
May 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The discourse around Pat the last 48 hours is really gross. Sports media really jumped the shark. They seem to forget it’s a team sport whenever it makes for clickbait.
February 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Mina on Bandsplain Pod- let’s make it happen!!!
January 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Another game in which Johnson fails to stop the bleeding and leaves Jones in the game too long to close the third… cool.
January 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It’s not a long con to just flip to whatever’s most convenient. You’re giving them and the American populous too much credit.
January 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM