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schweg,🎄
@schweg.xyz
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(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989)
🏳️‍🌈 some of these are jokes and some of these are sincere but i’ll never tell

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show at the local record store :D
A live music performance in a dimly lit venue with blue lighting, with people watching the artists and record singles displayed in the foreground.
December 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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acting like he’s never been fed
Close-up of a tabby cat's face, showing its green eyes, pink nose, and detailed fur pattern.
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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youtube called me a nerd
and took my lunch money
A screen displaying a 2025 recap with top interests in retro video games, comedy shows, and kitchen gadgets, along with top channels on YouTube.
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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big things happening, fam
A Burger King takeout box, drink, and a bong on a table, with a person in a black turtleneck in the background. SpongeBob Edition
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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huh
2025 music recap showing top artists, top songs, musical passport from the US, UK, and Canada, and total listening time of 4,040 minutes. Black and white portrait of a woman with messy curly hair, surrounded by graphic patterns and text about her Spotify listening stats. Apple Music summary for 2025: 3,081 minutes listened, top artists include David Bowie, Charli XCX, Kim Petras; top songs, albums highlighted.
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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A tired-looking Mads Mikkelsen sits slumped at a dinner table with his eyes half-closed. Overlaid meme text reads: ‘Idk how many “me n who” I got left in me.
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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happy thanksgiving
joni has arrived
joni mitchell in the last waltz
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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labubong?!
A teal-colored labubu figurine with closed eyes, smiling face, and a small red nose sitting on a wooden surface. it is a bong
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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inside of you are two otters
An otter holding a large abalone Otter holding and eating geoduck underwater
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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ceo of dominos circa 2012 with hatsune miku on an iphone 5
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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he wants soup
A close-up of a curious gray tabby cat with big eyes and white paws, sitting indoors near a TV and papers. His name is Rose.
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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it’s happening again https://mastodon.social/@schwegler/115568066311171652
Person watching a computer screen displaying a blue-themed Monopoly interface in dim lighting.
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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every single choice made by/for every actor on this show #allsfair is wrong and terrible

it might be my new favorite show

#tv
Six women in colorful suits, standing confidently in front of a room filled with bookshelves. A promo photo of the cast of All’s Fair.
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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FREESTYLE MUSTACHE?!
Instagram profile of Hunter Kelly, a kinesiologist, with 875 posts, 274K followers, and 1,170 following.
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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perched

#cats #rose
A close-up of a person's face with a cat sitting beside them, both looking at the camera. The person has reddish-brown hair and light skin.
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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…huh
Text message: "eli sent furry scat art in our imessage group chat today" with a purple heart emoji and a profile picture.
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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989 followers means i get to go around all day going "989... SPORTS" because that videogame splash screen has been stuck in my head for over two decades
989 sports logo
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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up pondering orbitz
two bottles of orbitz one is orangey and one is white-ish
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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it's the elevated feet for me
trump stands at his desk, looking like he’s zoned out; to the side, everyone else crowds to the aide of the man who fainted & could potentially be dead. trump stands at his desk, looking like he’s zoned out; to the side, everyone else crowds to the aide of the man who fainted & could potentially be dead
November 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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@arthurday.bsky.social but also have a pic of my baby boy Rose <3
my silver tabby cat Rose
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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@arthurday.bsky.social
I'm passionate about SOUP
SOUP
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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him burying that woman alive scared me for life
"Kids these days will never know how much stress this Son of a Bitch gave our Grandmothers Mothers & Aunts." Above a photo of Stefano DiMera
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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oh, i'm Stupid
Gayle King: "But I think we're wiser, more experienced." Cher: "Oh, I'm stupid."
November 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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🥳
TV screen showing election results for mayor of New York City, with candidate photos, percentages, and vote counts.
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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i feel like clark is giving me The Eye
Colorful superhero and cartoon character statues on a shelf against a wooden wall.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM