Greg Schwender
@schwender.bsky.social
baltimore | can’t adjust, high risk
Deeper cuts I like in MLB dynasty leagues that can help in 2026:
Tre’ Morgan, 1B/OF TBR
Khal Stephen, SP CLE
Jurrangelo Cjintje, SP SEA
Tommy Troy, UT ARI
Bo Davidson, OF SFG
Troy is blocked unless he can spell Thomas in OF
Seattle has no wiggle room in rotation
Bo didn’t hit when promoted to AA
Tre’ Morgan, 1B/OF TBR
Khal Stephen, SP CLE
Jurrangelo Cjintje, SP SEA
Tommy Troy, UT ARI
Bo Davidson, OF SFG
Troy is blocked unless he can spell Thomas in OF
Seattle has no wiggle room in rotation
Bo didn’t hit when promoted to AA
December 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Deeper cuts I like in MLB dynasty leagues that can help in 2026:
Tre’ Morgan, 1B/OF TBR
Khal Stephen, SP CLE
Jurrangelo Cjintje, SP SEA
Tommy Troy, UT ARI
Bo Davidson, OF SFG
Troy is blocked unless he can spell Thomas in OF
Seattle has no wiggle room in rotation
Bo didn’t hit when promoted to AA
Tre’ Morgan, 1B/OF TBR
Khal Stephen, SP CLE
Jurrangelo Cjintje, SP SEA
Tommy Troy, UT ARI
Bo Davidson, OF SFG
Troy is blocked unless he can spell Thomas in OF
Seattle has no wiggle room in rotation
Bo didn’t hit when promoted to AA
Even if it’s true, “Die Hard is a Christmas movie” is an opinion that only the most basic men will somehow make their entire personality around the holidays
December 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Even if it’s true, “Die Hard is a Christmas movie” is an opinion that only the most basic men will somehow make their entire personality around the holidays
Petition to remove “all is calm” from Silent Night
December 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Petition to remove “all is calm” from Silent Night
Pay raise in a record-setting sales year? Best we can do is one Happy Holidays email written by the head of HR
December 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Pay raise in a record-setting sales year? Best we can do is one Happy Holidays email written by the head of HR
The Orioles decided to trade Slater de Brun because one guy that looks like Jackson Holliday was enough
December 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The Orioles decided to trade Slater de Brun because one guy that looks like Jackson Holliday was enough
Feels like a lot for Shane Baz but the hit rate on prospects is abysmal and people don’t consider that as much as they should
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Feels like a lot for Shane Baz but the hit rate on prospects is abysmal and people don’t consider that as much as they should
I’d be gutted if my son stabbed me
December 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I’d be gutted if my son stabbed me
Pete AlonsO. I don’t know what to do with my hands
December 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Pete AlonsO. I don’t know what to do with my hands
Not Baltimore Millennials naming their daughters McKeldin
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Not Baltimore Millennials naming their daughters McKeldin
If the Orioles non-tender Mountcastle, we are kicking off the longest offseason ever. I’m already exhausted
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If the Orioles non-tender Mountcastle, we are kicking off the longest offseason ever. I’m already exhausted
FWIW Grayson Rodriguez’s #1 comp through age 24 on baseball reference is Dylan Bundy, and well
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
FWIW Grayson Rodriguez’s #1 comp through age 24 on baseball reference is Dylan Bundy, and well
Orioles fans then: “Lego is a such a fun offseason hobby for baseball players!” 😃
Orioles fans now: “Batting cages are a fun offseason hobby for baseball players”
Orioles fans now: “Batting cages are a fun offseason hobby for baseball players”
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Orioles fans then: “Lego is a such a fun offseason hobby for baseball players!” 😃
Orioles fans now: “Batting cages are a fun offseason hobby for baseball players”
Orioles fans now: “Batting cages are a fun offseason hobby for baseball players”
Currently pondering life’s great mysteries, such as “is there a God?”, “what happens when I die?”, and “am I bad at fantasy football or just unlucky?”
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Currently pondering life’s great mysteries, such as “is there a God?”, “what happens when I die?”, and “am I bad at fantasy football or just unlucky?”
K-Pop Demon Hunters is a modern retelling of the Chipettes
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
K-Pop Demon Hunters is a modern retelling of the Chipettes
I don’t know if this is controversial or not but Subway should fall into the slopbowl restaurant category
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I don’t know if this is controversial or not but Subway should fall into the slopbowl restaurant category
The Charli XCX / Wuthering Heights thing is exactly what Trent Reznor did with Lost Highway, right down to the music video, just thirty years later
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The Charli XCX / Wuthering Heights thing is exactly what Trent Reznor did with Lost Highway, right down to the music video, just thirty years later
I can’t believe the jeans ad was in fact racist this entire time. What a twist
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I can’t believe the jeans ad was in fact racist this entire time. What a twist
I thought the missing 2020 minor league season counted towards a minor leaguers accruals for free agency, but observing now that it does not. Though I’m at a loss for why Orioles’ Logan Rinehart is a free agent, but Gerald Ogando is not.
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I thought the missing 2020 minor league season counted towards a minor leaguers accruals for free agency, but observing now that it does not. Though I’m at a loss for why Orioles’ Logan Rinehart is a free agent, but Gerald Ogando is not.
Live look in at the exododus
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
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November 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Live look in at the exododus
Emotional maturity is responding kindly to an email asking for a status update
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Emotional maturity is responding kindly to an email asking for a status update
I know he didn’t say midget football on TV in 2025
November 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I know he didn’t say midget football on TV in 2025
Turns out the Orioles declined to pay Jeff Hoffman, not because of medicals, but because he was a choke artist and professional dillweed
November 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Turns out the Orioles declined to pay Jeff Hoffman, not because of medicals, but because he was a choke artist and professional dillweed
My only complaint about last nights football game is that the Ravens didn’t score more points. I feel like they failed in that regard
October 31, 2025 at 10:49 AM
My only complaint about last nights football game is that the Ravens didn’t score more points. I feel like they failed in that regard
“Orioles Looking For Impact Hitter” well it’s a good thing they haven’t spent the last several years flailing around collecting high draft picks to spend on impact hitters, who have all graduated their rookie status only to turn in a bottom-ten team offensive performance in 2025
October 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
“Orioles Looking For Impact Hitter” well it’s a good thing they haven’t spent the last several years flailing around collecting high draft picks to spend on impact hitters, who have all graduated their rookie status only to turn in a bottom-ten team offensive performance in 2025