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I, Schwer
@schwering.bsky.social
· Dec 3
Me vs. Me when the DoorDash driver comes directly to my house without making any other stops…
I’m sure we’ve had a syphilitic Pope before but haven’t most of them at least been Catholic?
May 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I’m sure we’ve had a syphilitic Pope before but haven’t most of them at least been Catholic?
April 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
#currenyreading Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.’s first novel, PLAYER PAINO, published in 1952, predicts A.I., automation, social credit scores, NIL deals, late-stage capitalism and much more. Grim stuff.
March 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
#currenyreading Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.’s first novel, PLAYER PAINO, published in 1952, predicts A.I., automation, social credit scores, NIL deals, late-stage capitalism and much more. Grim stuff.
When does Mickey 17 become public domain?
March 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
When does Mickey 17 become public domain?
You’re not depressed you’re just dehydrated.
February 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You’re not depressed you’re just dehydrated.
In some regions, Coach Pop is known as “Coach Soda” or even the copyright-infringing yet alliterative “Coach Coke.”
February 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
In some regions, Coach Pop is known as “Coach Soda” or even the copyright-infringing yet alliterative “Coach Coke.”
Why do people want Henry Cavill as James Bond? I’m sure he’s a nice fellow but he can’t act.
February 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Why do people want Henry Cavill as James Bond? I’m sure he’s a nice fellow but he can’t act.
There should be no more superhero movies until 2026.
February 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
There should be no more superhero movies until 2026.
Whenever someone uses a turn to “swap tiles” in Wordfeud I know they aren’t about that life.
February 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Whenever someone uses a turn to “swap tiles” in Wordfeud I know they aren’t about that life.
BREAKING: Trump Announces That Eating Eggs Actually Tantamount to Abortion
February 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
BREAKING: Trump Announces That Eating Eggs Actually Tantamount to Abortion
#currentlyreading before they go and put it on the T. V.
February 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
#currentlyreading before they go and put it on the T. V.
Should the leader of Amerrica’s health initiatives be popping nicotine pouches?
January 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Should the leader of Amerrica’s health initiatives be popping nicotine pouches?
I think RFK Jr. should be disqualified solely based on his voice.
January 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I think RFK Jr. should be disqualified solely based on his voice.
I’m a W-Obama-Trump-Biden-Trump-Pritzker voter.
January 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I’m a W-Obama-Trump-Biden-Trump-Pritzker voter.
Anybody living in Gaza should be raw-dogging. They’re going through too much already to endure condoms.
January 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Anybody living in Gaza should be raw-dogging. They’re going through too much already to endure condoms.
Trump turned water into whine.
January 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Trump turned water into whine.
Trump gonna rename D.C. the “District of America.”
January 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Trump gonna rename D.C. the “District of America.”
I don’t care if Ben & Jerry’s advocated for MY extermination, it’s too damn good to boycott.
January 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I don’t care if Ben & Jerry’s advocated for MY extermination, it’s too damn good to boycott.
I only keep Amazon Prime so my wife can continue to comfort-watch HART OF DIXIE.
January 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I only keep Amazon Prime so my wife can continue to comfort-watch HART OF DIXIE.
If Fauci did do COVID and AIDS—that’s undisputed goat levels of disease crafting.
January 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If Fauci did do COVID and AIDS—that’s undisputed goat levels of disease crafting.
What if law enforcement is framing Puff because he sampled “The Police.” 🤔
January 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
What if law enforcement is framing Puff because he sampled “The Police.” 🤔
Trump only puts his hands on Trump Bibles.™
January 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Trump only puts his hands on Trump Bibles.™
So weird that people “Stan” Presidents so much one way or the other. Like, react to the individual policies/accomplishments as they happen…
January 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
So weird that people “Stan” Presidents so much one way or the other. Like, react to the individual policies/accomplishments as they happen…