Conspiracy to poison donuts is the greatest crime.

Do wizardfarmers become a priest caste in this society? Does this make food more or less expensive? Certainly they have the biggest lobbying power.

But are their multiple factions? Are their wizardfarmer wars over pastures and crops?

Suddenly farm workers can't really be exploited. The more labor they do, the stronger their magic, especially on their land. It's not like the army can force a wizardfarmer to give up the crops for free.

"Why did you become a superhero, anyway?"

"It all started with our pickleball court reservations being cancelled.”
#FebFicFight

Dangers of hero work with parents as support:
"My girl just got a villian to hand over documents incriminating his boss by inadvertent seduction. I’ve never been prouder," Mom signed. Dad was laughing so hard his face was purple.

#FebFicFight

"Snappy one liners is an important part of hero work. Luckily I have the world's sassiest parents on the comms helping out." #FebFicFight

Best line from today's attempt at writing for #FebFicFight

“Who cares about gender when you can be a superhero?”

My headcanon is that mom and dad are so confused but very proud. They brag, a lot.

Dad is such a buzzkill in this story. “Since your powers boil down to 'go fast and crash' I prioritized protection. First step: no boob window." #febficfight

"You are NOT allowed to fight crime looking like a thrift store dumpster," dad said. He's such a drama queen.

Trick question there's more laundry.

Setting stuff on fire makes electrons dance! Different elements, different dances, different colors!