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Brit back from California. Reformed Advertising veteran. Accredited coach. Voted Sexiest Man in Media 2000. Doesn’t like to bring it up. YNWA
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Trade ‘press’ is just the same 30 people mawkishly blowing sunshine up each others arses on rotation, isn’t it.
December 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Trade ‘press’ is just the same 30 people mawkishly blowing sunshine up each others arses on rotation, isn’t it.
The flagshagging ‘patriots’ are showing their true colours.
December 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The flagshagging ‘patriots’ are showing their true colours.
Well, who could have guessed that a massive conifer tree in the front room and 2 Norwegian Forest cats would be ‘challenging’.
a man with a beard is making a funny face and says not me .
ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face and says not me .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Well, who could have guessed that a massive conifer tree in the front room and 2 Norwegian Forest cats would be ‘challenging’.
I see Bartlett is in San Francisco hosting Q&As on how to be a good entrepreneur, which is tantamount to Carling Black Label opening a tent at Oktoberfest.
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I see Bartlett is in San Francisco hosting Q&As on how to be a good entrepreneur, which is tantamount to Carling Black Label opening a tent at Oktoberfest.
How’s this putting cunts in charge of literally everything working out for everyone? We all having a good time?
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
How’s this putting cunts in charge of literally everything working out for everyone? We all having a good time?
LI with its predictable ‘this is an amazing opportunity! Suck it up and let’s grind!’ from the usual ‘WORK IS MY LIFE’ gob-shites, none of whom have just lost their jobs.
Imagine living that way. Fuck me.
Imagine living that way. Fuck me.
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
LI with its predictable ‘this is an amazing opportunity! Suck it up and let’s grind!’ from the usual ‘WORK IS MY LIFE’ gob-shites, none of whom have just lost their jobs.
Imagine living that way. Fuck me.
Imagine living that way. Fuck me.
Getting Klopp to do a Kenny interim manager job till the end of the season is the only quick way out of this.
He won’t. But imagine if he did.
He won’t. But imagine if he did.
a man stands on a soccer field in front of a crowd with lfctv written on the bottom
ALT: a man stands on a soccer field in front of a crowd with lfctv written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Getting Klopp to do a Kenny interim manager job till the end of the season is the only quick way out of this.
He won’t. But imagine if he did.
He won’t. But imagine if he did.
Amazing how many previously normal people come out of coaching training and speak like new age hippies on LI. Almost as tedious as strategists using a slide in a pitch-deck to tell everyone they read a fucking book.
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Amazing how many previously normal people come out of coaching training and speak like new age hippies on LI. Almost as tedious as strategists using a slide in a pitch-deck to tell everyone they read a fucking book.
‘You have to use AI’ is the same vibe as ‘we’ve bought the offices. You have to work in them’.
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
‘You have to use AI’ is the same vibe as ‘we’ve bought the offices. You have to work in them’.
As a former resident this doesn’t feel too wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
As a former resident this doesn’t feel too wrong.
*unpacks Norwegian clobber from loft*
November 19, 2025 at 8:22 AM
*unpacks Norwegian clobber from loft*
So the Home Secretary has to be a fascist of South Asian descent pulling the ladder up regardless of what party is in power? 🫤
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 AM
So the Home Secretary has to be a fascist of South Asian descent pulling the ladder up regardless of what party is in power? 🫤
There’s a lot of denial going on in the other place.
a group of men are sitting on a plane laughing and covering their ears with their hands .
ALT: a group of men are sitting on a plane laughing and covering their ears with their hands .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
There’s a lot of denial going on in the other place.
Labour. The John Fetterman of political parties.
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Labour. The John Fetterman of political parties.
Lisa Nandy is an absolute fucking idiot.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Lisa Nandy is an absolute fucking idiot.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
When the things you’re most proud of are merely accidents of birth, you should probably aim a bit higher.
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 AM
When the things you’re most proud of are merely accidents of birth, you should probably aim a bit higher.
I mean, the record’s okay but if he’d sellotaped a Mitsubishi to the record sleeve too…
a man taking a picture of a fireworks display with his phone
ALT: a man taking a picture of a fireworks display with his phone
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I mean, the record’s okay but if he’d sellotaped a Mitsubishi to the record sleeve too…
The thing with obviously closeted MAGAs is that everyone knows they’re gay. And largely, nobody gives a fuck. So what are they desperately trying to cover up?
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The thing with obviously closeted MAGAs is that everyone knows they’re gay. And largely, nobody gives a fuck. So what are they desperately trying to cover up?
Looking forward to escorting fifteen 11 year old girls trick or treating in the pissing rain later.
a baby is sitting in a high chair with the word yay on his face
ALT: a baby is sitting in a high chair with the word yay on his face
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Looking forward to escorting fifteen 11 year old girls trick or treating in the pissing rain later.
Let’s see Obama say he’s looking to serve a third term and watch the right-wing goons’ mental gymnastics.
a man is driving a car and making a face .
ALT: a man is driving a car and making a face .
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Let’s see Obama say he’s looking to serve a third term and watch the right-wing goons’ mental gymnastics.
It’s that time of the year in the UK where those who love to call people with empathy “virtue-signallers”, massively virtue-signal.
a man in a wig is standing in front of a building with two other men .
ALT: a man in a wig is standing in front of a building with two other men .
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 10:21 AM
It’s that time of the year in the UK where those who love to call people with empathy “virtue-signallers”, massively virtue-signal.
You may know some people who managed to get a green card.
Bet you don’t know too many who are fucking them off.
It was an interesting 4 years. No need to go back now. Let alone pay tax to the fuckers.
Bet you don’t know too many who are fucking them off.
It was an interesting 4 years. No need to go back now. Let alone pay tax to the fuckers.
October 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You may know some people who managed to get a green card.
Bet you don’t know too many who are fucking them off.
It was an interesting 4 years. No need to go back now. Let alone pay tax to the fuckers.
Bet you don’t know too many who are fucking them off.
It was an interesting 4 years. No need to go back now. Let alone pay tax to the fuckers.
Never watched Traitors. Doing a family binge from Season 1.
Wilf is a fucking legend.
There are multitudes within him. (we haven’t got past episode 6- don’t spoil it)
Wilf is a fucking legend.
There are multitudes within him. (we haven’t got past episode 6- don’t spoil it)
October 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Never watched Traitors. Doing a family binge from Season 1.
Wilf is a fucking legend.
There are multitudes within him. (we haven’t got past episode 6- don’t spoil it)
Wilf is a fucking legend.
There are multitudes within him. (we haven’t got past episode 6- don’t spoil it)