REPORTER: Mr President, can you describe to us in 3 words what it looks like when Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg and all the other rich guys are cumming?

DONALD TRUMP:

I never thought this day would… errr… arrive(?), but for the first time ever I actually believe what Donald Trump is saying…

Let me show ye the most beautiful hing ahv ever seen

The Scottish version of #AmericanBeauty

@bigdumbmovies.bsky.social

My daughter currently has us sat down to see her Powerpoint presentation for what she would like for Christmas 😂

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!