Scott Hoberg
scoberg.bsky.social
Scott Hoberg
@scoberg.bsky.social
Cincinnati attorney. Posts aren’t legal advice. Whatever we call retweets on here aren’t endorsements. I will annoy you during baseball season.
Imagine paying face-level NFL ticket prices to:

1. Attend a football game with subzero wind chills.

2. Discover the seat you paid for is covered in snow.

3. Watch your team lose 24-0 to a rival.

You don’t have to imagine this if you’re a Bengals fan!
December 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Mark Richt did a better job covering the Billy Graham Rule than covering the spread his teams had against the Florida Gators.
These people have serious problems.
December 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The ACC has a new logo.
a close up of a man 's face with the words ifun.ru below it
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words ifun.ru below it
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
MACtion #drunj
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
So much MACtion for a noon kickoff.
December 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Instead of a coin toss, the team that can eat the most soup, salad, or breadsticks and choose to kick, receive, or defer.
Kind of astounding that Olive Garden has never sponsored a bowl game
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
“Penn State Head Coach Brian Smith” has a ring to it.
Ohio Bobcats Head Coach Brian Smith will be on leave for an “undetermined period of time,” the Bobcats said in a news release. https://nbc4i.co/4pLH2fW?utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky_ 
December 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Cue Brian Kelly humming selections from the Stephen Foster songbook while scoring a bottle of Stagg Junior from the secondary market.
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Who said it better?
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Tell me it’s Senior Day without telling me it’s Senior Day.
DO NOT CLEAN SNOW OFF THE BLEACHERS WITH YOUR TRUMPET

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Jenny Taft on the verge of referencing that Mercury is in retrograde.
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
OSU on the verge of their version of a Tiger Slam.
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It’s been a while since OSU’s offensive line has been able to dictate the line of scrimmage against Michigan
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I used to think that no Fordham graduate could do a worse thing to a politician than what G. Gordon Liddy did. Then I saw RFK Jr.’s poem to Olivia Nuzzi.
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Go Bombers.
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Somewhere in a clubhouse near a golf course in Florida, Brian Kelly is trying on a Stetson hat, staring into a mirror, and repeatedly saying “Gig ‘Em” while “Northeast Texas Women” plays in the background on his iPhone.
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Elko immediately turning into Jimbo Fisher once he gets his guaranteed money is what makes the aTm Aggies the aTm Aggies.
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It’s not THAT the Bengals lost, it’s HOW they lost that makes it high comedy.
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Way too much time with this defense though.
November 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
If your defense gets faked out on a flea flicker twice on the same drive, it is less elite than Joe Flacco.
November 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Coach Biff Poggi of the LSU Tigers
Kelly to LSU was and always will be one of the oddest matches ever. At 34-14 maybe he could survive if he was quirky like Miles or Orgeron and not a complete and total grump
October 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
BadThingsAreHappeningToBrianKelly.gif
October 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It truly is amazing how the Bengals found a way to make their defense even worse than last year.
October 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Live look in at James Franklin’s seat right now on College Gameday as they go over all his failures as a coach:
October 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM