Scone Mason
@sconemason.bsky.social
Writer, guitar player, thinker, wanker, you decide. Los Angeles
💯 the dog test is a big one.
January 17, 2026 at 3:53 PM
💯 the dog test is a big one.
We always posed the danger. It just took one lunatic to get the keys and open the cages to allow the psychopaths to run the asylum.
January 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM
We always posed the danger. It just took one lunatic to get the keys and open the cages to allow the psychopaths to run the asylum.
Squid Overlords
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January 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I’m 64 and a band I started last May just released our first album. Probably the best music of my life.
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Yearly Sacrifice of Billionaires to Poseidon
squidoverlords.hearnow.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I’m 64 and a band I started last May just released our first album. Probably the best music of my life.
squidoverlords.hearnow.com/yearly-sacri...
squidoverlords.hearnow.com/yearly-sacri...
Nosferatu sucked though. Not even in the same league as the other three.
January 12, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Nosferatu sucked though. Not even in the same league as the other three.
Sports only exists to make money. Gambling is a massive hidden marketplace. It will never go away.
January 12, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Sports only exists to make money. Gambling is a massive hidden marketplace. It will never go away.
This is how wife beaters operate
January 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
This is how wife beaters operate
Hilariously full of shit.
January 1, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Hilariously full of shit.
He falls asleep during the day, in cabinet meetings, then rages all night. Circadian rhythm upside down from dementia.
December 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
He falls asleep during the day, in cabinet meetings, then rages all night. Circadian rhythm upside down from dementia.
WEBSTER
What the fuck is happening?
SIR THOMAS
I don’t know, man.
WEBSTER
I’m fucking jingly
SIR THOMAS
yeah, I heard you coming. My head itches.
WEBSTER
The Food Dude has gone over the edge, man.
SIR THOMAS
Totally lost his marbles
WEBSTER
We’re getting treats and new toys though.
What the fuck is happening?
SIR THOMAS
I don’t know, man.
WEBSTER
I’m fucking jingly
SIR THOMAS
yeah, I heard you coming. My head itches.
WEBSTER
The Food Dude has gone over the edge, man.
SIR THOMAS
Totally lost his marbles
WEBSTER
We’re getting treats and new toys though.
December 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
WEBSTER
What the fuck is happening?
SIR THOMAS
I don’t know, man.
WEBSTER
I’m fucking jingly
SIR THOMAS
yeah, I heard you coming. My head itches.
WEBSTER
The Food Dude has gone over the edge, man.
SIR THOMAS
Totally lost his marbles
WEBSTER
We’re getting treats and new toys though.
What the fuck is happening?
SIR THOMAS
I don’t know, man.
WEBSTER
I’m fucking jingly
SIR THOMAS
yeah, I heard you coming. My head itches.
WEBSTER
The Food Dude has gone over the edge, man.
SIR THOMAS
Totally lost his marbles
WEBSTER
We’re getting treats and new toys though.
That film blew me away at 15. What a photo! Do we know who took it?
December 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
That film blew me away at 15. What a photo! Do we know who took it?
And the Spiders from Meows
December 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
And the Spiders from Meows
Alternate headline:
Florida Woman Takes Care of Some Business
Pull quote: when Investigators told her they wanted to talk to her about her ex-husband she said “which one?”
Florida Woman Takes Care of Some Business
Pull quote: when Investigators told her they wanted to talk to her about her ex-husband she said “which one?”
December 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Alternate headline:
Florida Woman Takes Care of Some Business
Pull quote: when Investigators told her they wanted to talk to her about her ex-husband she said “which one?”
Florida Woman Takes Care of Some Business
Pull quote: when Investigators told her they wanted to talk to her about her ex-husband she said “which one?”