Scoobaru
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"Life must be lived forward." -Søren Kierkegaard
"Never eat more than you can lift." - Miss Piggy
"Never eat more than you can lift." - Miss Piggy
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linkedin job history
Podcast Host Dec. 2025- Present
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Director, FBI Feb. 2025 - Dec. 2025
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Podcast Host Jun. 2023 - Feb. 2025
Podcast Host Dec. 2025- Present
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Director, FBI Feb. 2025 - Dec. 2025
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Podcast Host Jun. 2023 - Feb. 2025
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
linkedin job history
Podcast Host Dec. 2025- Present
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Director, FBI Feb. 2025 - Dec. 2025
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Podcast Host Jun. 2023 - Feb. 2025
Podcast Host Dec. 2025- Present
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Director, FBI Feb. 2025 - Dec. 2025
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Podcast Host Jun. 2023 - Feb. 2025
Famous questions only good people ask:
“You don’t think I’m a bad person, do you?”
“@grok is this true?”
“You don’t think I’m a bad person, do you?”
“@grok is this true?”
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Famous questions only good people ask:
“You don’t think I’m a bad person, do you?”
“@grok is this true?”
“You don’t think I’m a bad person, do you?”
“@grok is this true?”
Post Nut(meg) Clarity
January 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Post Nut(meg) Clarity
In a Fair and Just Society, men who talk like the MUD water guy would not be allowed to happen
November 21, 2024 at 4:12 AM
In a Fair and Just Society, men who talk like the MUD water guy would not be allowed to happen
Mr. Zuckerberg does NOT HAVE MY CONSENT to USE MY DATA. Reblog to protect yourself.
August 13, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Mr. Zuckerberg does NOT HAVE MY CONSENT to USE MY DATA. Reblog to protect yourself.
Ms. Roan, I am so sorry, clearly there has been some sort of misunderstanding. I just wanted a little caesar's pizza not lesbian sex.
August 13, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Ms. Roan, I am so sorry, clearly there has been some sort of misunderstanding. I just wanted a little caesar's pizza not lesbian sex.
I AM GOING TO KILL THE LICORICE MAN
June 19, 2024 at 2:03 AM
I AM GOING TO KILL THE LICORICE MAN
R.I.P Alita: Battle Angel you would have loved Anya Taylor-Joy
June 5, 2024 at 12:04 AM
R.I.P Alita: Battle Angel you would have loved Anya Taylor-Joy
Hi guys, my ISP must have gotten some wires crossed. Just got connected to some yet to be released internet. Fun stuff they got cookin' up in the future. Just watched a 20 minute compilation of FPV drone/loitering munition attacks from 2037 set to Phonk remixes of Nickelback.
April 20, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Hi guys, my ISP must have gotten some wires crossed. Just got connected to some yet to be released internet. Fun stuff they got cookin' up in the future. Just watched a 20 minute compilation of FPV drone/loitering munition attacks from 2037 set to Phonk remixes of Nickelback.
Going on to You Toobe dot Com and commenting "We makin it out of Harper's Ferry with this one boys!!!😤" under every upload of "John Brown's Body" until the algorithm notices.
April 11, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Going on to You Toobe dot Com and commenting "We makin it out of Harper's Ferry with this one boys!!!😤" under every upload of "John Brown's Body" until the algorithm notices.
"Now watch me Jork that. And by That I mean my Peanits"
-Gen Z Soulja Boy
-Gen Z Soulja Boy
March 30, 2024 at 1:52 AM
"Now watch me Jork that. And by That I mean my Peanits"
-Gen Z Soulja Boy
-Gen Z Soulja Boy
U guys think WEid=r al layus pimep?
March 13, 2024 at 3:02 AM
U guys think WEid=r al layus pimep?
*Having traumatic futuresight visions like i'm Muad'dib*
"I see teenage boys in the theatre who Felt Something New™ watching Chani bazooka a dude at point blank who later find out about the Kurdish YPJ"
"I see teenage boys in the theatre who Felt Something New™ watching Chani bazooka a dude at point blank who later find out about the Kurdish YPJ"
March 7, 2024 at 12:23 AM
*Having traumatic futuresight visions like i'm Muad'dib*
"I see teenage boys in the theatre who Felt Something New™ watching Chani bazooka a dude at point blank who later find out about the Kurdish YPJ"
"I see teenage boys in the theatre who Felt Something New™ watching Chani bazooka a dude at point blank who later find out about the Kurdish YPJ"
Just saw Lady Gaga star in a commercial for some brand name pharmaceutical.
It's over. The West Has Fallen. Billions must ask their doctor if Cialis™ is right for them.
It's over. The West Has Fallen. Billions must ask their doctor if Cialis™ is right for them.
February 29, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Just saw Lady Gaga star in a commercial for some brand name pharmaceutical.
It's over. The West Has Fallen. Billions must ask their doctor if Cialis™ is right for them.
It's over. The West Has Fallen. Billions must ask their doctor if Cialis™ is right for them.
This is the conversational equivalent of a Zip Bomb
The playboy mansion was just the first content house.
February 25, 2024 at 6:26 PM
This is the conversational equivalent of a Zip Bomb
"I wonder when the next shooter is gonna happen, you know?", I say aloud on the subway.
Am I talking about gun violence, a sequel to the 2007 Mark Wahlburg film, or the next development in the FPS video game genre? The man next to me has no idea.
Am I talking about gun violence, a sequel to the 2007 Mark Wahlburg film, or the next development in the FPS video game genre? The man next to me has no idea.
February 8, 2024 at 5:17 PM
"I wonder when the next shooter is gonna happen, you know?", I say aloud on the subway.
Am I talking about gun violence, a sequel to the 2007 Mark Wahlburg film, or the next development in the FPS video game genre? The man next to me has no idea.
Am I talking about gun violence, a sequel to the 2007 Mark Wahlburg film, or the next development in the FPS video game genre? The man next to me has no idea.
The year is 2069. Jenifer walks to her job at the eldercare facility, the residents have been far more ornery this year than usual. It is almost dinnertime, she looks at the menu. In an instant her heart stops. She feels the blood drain from her face in horror as she sees the menu
Shrimp
Fried
Rice
Shrimp
Fried
Rice
February 2, 2024 at 3:32 AM
The year is 2069. Jenifer walks to her job at the eldercare facility, the residents have been far more ornery this year than usual. It is almost dinnertime, she looks at the menu. In an instant her heart stops. She feels the blood drain from her face in horror as she sees the menu
Shrimp
Fried
Rice
Shrimp
Fried
Rice
If someone describes something as "badass" more than twice in a video essay about a piece of film or television media they should be shot.
that'd be pretty badass
that'd be pretty badass
January 31, 2024 at 2:53 AM
If someone describes something as "badass" more than twice in a video essay about a piece of film or television media they should be shot.
that'd be pretty badass
that'd be pretty badass
MENS Rea?!? Yeour honarh, it's 2024. It is high time for the court to abandon such outdated language. Let's talk about WOmens Rea.
January 28, 2024 at 5:28 PM
MENS Rea?!? Yeour honarh, it's 2024. It is high time for the court to abandon such outdated language. Let's talk about WOmens Rea.
If real guns loaded like Hot glue guns they would be more fun. Also if their projectiles were hot,sticky, and milky off-white
like Hot glue guns.
like Hot glue guns.
January 25, 2024 at 2:15 AM
If real guns loaded like Hot glue guns they would be more fun. Also if their projectiles were hot,sticky, and milky off-white
like Hot glue guns.
like Hot glue guns.
Styling my hair with a rat-tail and bringing my parrot into the Harbor Freight during whiteout blizzard conditions singing christmas carols because I Am a stable individueal ; who can be trusted with power tools.
January 8, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Styling my hair with a rat-tail and bringing my parrot into the Harbor Freight during whiteout blizzard conditions singing christmas carols because I Am a stable individueal ; who can be trusted with power tools.
Today a man told me he was embarrassed at his Spotify Wrapped because it was entirely Hozier. I told him instead of listening to Hozier in your life you need to get some Hoes In Yer Life.
I should start charging for my sage wisdom.
I should start charging for my sage wisdom.
December 9, 2023 at 4:35 PM
Today a man told me he was embarrassed at his Spotify Wrapped because it was entirely Hozier. I told him instead of listening to Hozier in your life you need to get some Hoes In Yer Life.
I should start charging for my sage wisdom.
I should start charging for my sage wisdom.
I am A sin eater, but for the open package of mega-stuffed Oreos™ in the company break room.
December 5, 2023 at 4:00 AM
I am A sin eater, but for the open package of mega-stuffed Oreos™ in the company break room.