Scooter Kans
@scooterkans.bsky.social
They come, they come to build a wall between us. We know they won't win.
The Minnesota State Patrol are paid to keep Minnesotans safe. It's part of their mission statement.
January 24, 2026 at 7:58 PM
The Minnesota State Patrol are paid to keep Minnesotans safe. It's part of their mission statement.
Tíabbi wrote some compelling stuff during Occupy Wall Street, but something flipped and I don't think he's ever coming back.
January 22, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Tíabbi wrote some compelling stuff during Occupy Wall Street, but something flipped and I don't think he's ever coming back.
My conservative niece in Minnesota has a friend who was arrested by ICE while driving to church. And just like that her opinion about Trump does a 180.
January 20, 2026 at 4:06 AM
My conservative niece in Minnesota has a friend who was arrested by ICE while driving to church. And just like that her opinion about Trump does a 180.
Remember, Bob, that should Steph choose to shirk her wifely duties she will automatically be replaced by Danny Bonaduce.
January 17, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Remember, Bob, that should Steph choose to shirk her wifely duties she will automatically be replaced by Danny Bonaduce.
You might be married to Stephanie Mills instead. Sirius XM can't tell them apart.
January 15, 2026 at 6:03 PM
You might be married to Stephanie Mills instead. Sirius XM can't tell them apart.
One wonders how much longer Homan can skate through life on his boyish good looks?
January 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
One wonders how much longer Homan can skate through life on his boyish good looks?
That's crazy. BTW, the thing that really amuses me about Mannix is all the different makes and models of cars, sometimes changing week to week.
January 10, 2026 at 3:04 AM
That's crazy. BTW, the thing that really amuses me about Mannix is all the different makes and models of cars, sometimes changing week to week.
Old farts like me remember.
January 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Old farts like me remember.
We know your dad was great because of the daughter he raised. Condolences to you and your family, Fran.
January 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
We know your dad was great because of the daughter he raised. Condolences to you and your family, Fran.
George Santos in a Carmen Miranda costume. That'll fix everything.
January 8, 2026 at 2:22 AM
George Santos in a Carmen Miranda costume. That'll fix everything.
Don't turn your back on those sneaky trees.
January 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Don't turn your back on those sneaky trees.
The aftermath of Saddam's capture was what, three or four thousand dead Americans? But we got rid of those aluminum tubes!
January 5, 2026 at 9:36 PM
The aftermath of Saddam's capture was what, three or four thousand dead Americans? But we got rid of those aluminum tubes!
Get ready, Greenland. Lindsey wants to melt ya!
January 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Get ready, Greenland. Lindsey wants to melt ya!
I guess sovereign nations aren't a thing anymore?
January 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I guess sovereign nations aren't a thing anymore?
I am happy you didn't give up the 'jingle game'.
January 1, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I am happy you didn't give up the 'jingle game'.
Mark just remembered he's a billionaire and therefore above all criticism.
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Mark just remembered he's a billionaire and therefore above all criticism.
Is this a recording?
December 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Is this a recording?
Bless your pea-picken heart.
December 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bless your pea-picken heart.
We're anxiously awaiting the final envelope!
December 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
We're anxiously awaiting the final envelope!