That moment when you spend $140 on a new Crybaby Wah knowing full well that you are in your thirties and that was grocery money
September 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
That moment when you spend $140 on a new Crybaby Wah knowing full well that you are in your thirties and that was grocery money
If anyone wants to use Billionaire Ouroboros as a track name/story title I give permission to use it (just pls buy me a coffee)
June 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If anyone wants to use Billionaire Ouroboros as a track name/story title I give permission to use it (just pls buy me a coffee)
Billionaire Ouroboros would be a pretty sick track name
June 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Billionaire Ouroboros would be a pretty sick track name
I miss Tobey Keith :(
May 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I miss Tobey Keith :(
I'm ready to drink ether from the cup of life. I want to breathe fire as I glide over oceans and move the earth beneath me. I want a soul that strikes through yours and engulfs it in a cleansing flame. Melt my flesh as my bones vibrate a sweet hymn of harmony 🤍
April 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I'm ready to drink ether from the cup of life. I want to breathe fire as I glide over oceans and move the earth beneath me. I want a soul that strikes through yours and engulfs it in a cleansing flame. Melt my flesh as my bones vibrate a sweet hymn of harmony 🤍
This is my hometown. Some early 30s advice:
If you left your hometown to pursue a life surrounded by functional adults and more opportunity but feel that overwhelming sense of homesickness: plan a week long trip to visit. Moving back is not worth it
If you left your hometown to pursue a life surrounded by functional adults and more opportunity but feel that overwhelming sense of homesickness: plan a week long trip to visit. Moving back is not worth it
April 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
This is my hometown. Some early 30s advice:
If you left your hometown to pursue a life surrounded by functional adults and more opportunity but feel that overwhelming sense of homesickness: plan a week long trip to visit. Moving back is not worth it
If you left your hometown to pursue a life surrounded by functional adults and more opportunity but feel that overwhelming sense of homesickness: plan a week long trip to visit. Moving back is not worth it
I just poured bottle water on my mouse pad and was able to rub off almost a full jar of built up dirt and grime and I've been air drying it by waving it around in the office and it's Kill la Kill so I hope no one notices and I'm afraid that it'll start to smell like mildew and today is not my day 💀💀
April 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I just poured bottle water on my mouse pad and was able to rub off almost a full jar of built up dirt and grime and I've been air drying it by waving it around in the office and it's Kill la Kill so I hope no one notices and I'm afraid that it'll start to smell like mildew and today is not my day 💀💀
Aquaman, but with hot dog water
April 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Aquaman, but with hot dog water
FL Studio is way too fun. The user friendly interface is so nice. I'm currently only using the trial version, but this will be an easy purchase. I'm getting closer to being a bedroom artist, I can feel it
#singleuncledreams
#singleuncledreams
April 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
FL Studio is way too fun. The user friendly interface is so nice. I'm currently only using the trial version, but this will be an easy purchase. I'm getting closer to being a bedroom artist, I can feel it
#singleuncledreams
#singleuncledreams
Just gonna say it... top tier ADTR
April 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Just gonna say it... top tier ADTR
New open world Donkey Kong announced FUCKING LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
April 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
New open world Donkey Kong announced FUCKING LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I got to live in Wisconsin for a few years, and I got to meet some really cool and down to earth people while up there. I'm glad to see that you still can't buy them out so easily. To any Wisconsinite, I love you and miss that state every day 🤍✊️
April 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I got to live in Wisconsin for a few years, and I got to meet some really cool and down to earth people while up there. I'm glad to see that you still can't buy them out so easily. To any Wisconsinite, I love you and miss that state every day 🤍✊️
Plans for getting a wife
1) Disconnect from social media and find a cave in the woods, convert into a house
2) Learn how to be one of the greatest marksman with a bow and rifle
3) Hunt the largest deer in the woods
4) Prepare the meat and clean/bleach the skull
5) Present skull and meat to wife
1) Disconnect from social media and find a cave in the woods, convert into a house
2) Learn how to be one of the greatest marksman with a bow and rifle
3) Hunt the largest deer in the woods
4) Prepare the meat and clean/bleach the skull
5) Present skull and meat to wife
March 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Plans for getting a wife
1) Disconnect from social media and find a cave in the woods, convert into a house
2) Learn how to be one of the greatest marksman with a bow and rifle
3) Hunt the largest deer in the woods
4) Prepare the meat and clean/bleach the skull
5) Present skull and meat to wife
1) Disconnect from social media and find a cave in the woods, convert into a house
2) Learn how to be one of the greatest marksman with a bow and rifle
3) Hunt the largest deer in the woods
4) Prepare the meat and clean/bleach the skull
5) Present skull and meat to wife
Going to work and making a comment on someone's Hatsune Miku "Goodmorning" gif and all of a sudden the weeb floodgates open and we talk about anime for 2 hours straight.
This is a good monday
This is a good monday
March 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Going to work and making a comment on someone's Hatsune Miku "Goodmorning" gif and all of a sudden the weeb floodgates open and we talk about anime for 2 hours straight.
This is a good monday
This is a good monday
Just got tickets for the Sleep Token show in September.
I am equal parts sick from ticket prices for shows, and excited for Worship 🙏
I am equal parts sick from ticket prices for shows, and excited for Worship 🙏
March 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Just got tickets for the Sleep Token show in September.
I am equal parts sick from ticket prices for shows, and excited for Worship 🙏
I am equal parts sick from ticket prices for shows, and excited for Worship 🙏
Music has been pretty incredible lately. Sleep Token makes me ENVIOUS with how well they understand their own sound and just make beautiful metal with it.
March 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Music has been pretty incredible lately. Sleep Token makes me ENVIOUS with how well they understand their own sound and just make beautiful metal with it.
I forgot how intimidating/exciting it is when your PC parts come in. Also, nothing like having $1200 worth of equipment just chilling on your doorstep while at work x.x
That being said, this 9070 XT is sexxxxy
That being said, this 9070 XT is sexxxxy
March 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I forgot how intimidating/exciting it is when your PC parts come in. Also, nothing like having $1200 worth of equipment just chilling on your doorstep while at work x.x
That being said, this 9070 XT is sexxxxy
That being said, this 9070 XT is sexxxxy
Someone better tell Elon that boot straps are $8 before he can't afford them
March 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Someone better tell Elon that boot straps are $8 before he can't afford them
Pleeeeaaase tell me that there may be files of the video of Trump sucking Elons toes floating around
This is a new age of revolution in America and I'll be damned if American history gets lost to time
This is a new age of revolution in America and I'll be damned if American history gets lost to time
February 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Pleeeeaaase tell me that there may be files of the video of Trump sucking Elons toes floating around
This is a new age of revolution in America and I'll be damned if American history gets lost to time
This is a new age of revolution in America and I'll be damned if American history gets lost to time
Every time I listen to this song, this is the energy I want to radiate to other people once I become a town elder
February 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Every time I listen to this song, this is the energy I want to radiate to other people once I become a town elder
These guys remain to blow my mind with some of the most moving and visceral death metal ever put out
February 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
These guys remain to blow my mind with some of the most moving and visceral death metal ever put out
My head feels like a swarm of angry flies and working in health insurance just makes me feel like their claim will be denied
Anybody want to go live a lumberjack life with me?
Anybody want to go live a lumberjack life with me?
February 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My head feels like a swarm of angry flies and working in health insurance just makes me feel like their claim will be denied
Anybody want to go live a lumberjack life with me?
Anybody want to go live a lumberjack life with me?
Watching the Eagles absolutely destroy KC is only complimented by a solid half time show.
Philly is hungry rn
Philly is hungry rn
February 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Watching the Eagles absolutely destroy KC is only complimented by a solid half time show.
Philly is hungry rn
Philly is hungry rn
Sad single unc blues
This album is beautiful and people who disagree are nerds tbh
This album is beautiful and people who disagree are nerds tbh
February 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Sad single unc blues
This album is beautiful and people who disagree are nerds tbh
This album is beautiful and people who disagree are nerds tbh
Imma need some energy thrown my way. It's gonna be blood, sweat and tears with some syrup sandwiches to get me by. 2025 is gonna be my year if it kills me
February 3, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Imma need some energy thrown my way. It's gonna be blood, sweat and tears with some syrup sandwiches to get me by. 2025 is gonna be my year if it kills me