Scootles
@scootlespma.bsky.social
Glasgow-based barber, bar tender, vegan, leftist, and merchant of mischief.
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"Athens Means Antifascist City"
Graff in Athens, Greece by Panathinaikos football fans.
Graff in Athens, Greece by Panathinaikos football fans.
December 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"Athens Means Antifascist City"
Graff in Athens, Greece by Panathinaikos football fans.
Graff in Athens, Greece by Panathinaikos football fans.
Told a wee guy it was my 30th birthday on Sunday and he said I’m officially an Unc now.
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Told a wee guy it was my 30th birthday on Sunday and he said I’m officially an Unc now.
I bought a 2D miniature of my D&D character and a pouch for my various dice sets, so I guess at nearly 30 years old I’m a proper dweeb now.
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I bought a 2D miniature of my D&D character and a pouch for my various dice sets, so I guess at nearly 30 years old I’m a proper dweeb now.
Samoa Joe is the fuckin man.
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Samoa Joe is the fuckin man.
Spoke proudly of how I’d never in my life cracked or smashed a phone screen on the train down to Manchester for Damnation fest only for me to get full of the shandies and drop my phone face down on the Sunday, leaving my mobile looking like it’s suffered the wrath of a shotgun blast. Canny write it.
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Spoke proudly of how I’d never in my life cracked or smashed a phone screen on the train down to Manchester for Damnation fest only for me to get full of the shandies and drop my phone face down on the Sunday, leaving my mobile looking like it’s suffered the wrath of a shotgun blast. Canny write it.
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Seeing cogs of the imperial core posting "political violence has no place in our society" almost two years into a genocide they've been aiding and abetting. Man, fuck you.
September 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Seeing cogs of the imperial core posting "political violence has no place in our society" almost two years into a genocide they've been aiding and abetting. Man, fuck you.
Fucking excellent day not to be a right wing boot licker or naive, misguided moron.
September 11, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Fucking excellent day not to be a right wing boot licker or naive, misguided moron.
Nearly made it 30 years without caving and getting a credit card.
September 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Nearly made it 30 years without caving and getting a credit card.
Injured myself two weeks ago and it’s severely hindered my mobility and comfort. Missed out on work because of it. Felt a bit of an impending MH episode for a while now but the injury sparked the fuse, and I’ve honestly felt miserable.
Be honest with yourselves about burnout and how you’re doing.
Be honest with yourselves about burnout and how you’re doing.
August 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Injured myself two weeks ago and it’s severely hindered my mobility and comfort. Missed out on work because of it. Felt a bit of an impending MH episode for a while now but the injury sparked the fuse, and I’ve honestly felt miserable.
Be honest with yourselves about burnout and how you’re doing.
Be honest with yourselves about burnout and how you’re doing.
My best pal invented a card game in the pub today and I think I’m obsessed?
July 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My best pal invented a card game in the pub today and I think I’m obsessed?
Joined a march last weekend because I thought it was for people who were super loyal to their friends and family and wanted to play a wee bit of music. Turns out there’s actually quite serious sectarian undertones involved though? Boy, was I embarrassed!
July 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Joined a march last weekend because I thought it was for people who were super loyal to their friends and family and wanted to play a wee bit of music. Turns out there’s actually quite serious sectarian undertones involved though? Boy, was I embarrassed!
Was back in Dumfries for the weekend. Got shat on by a seagull for the first time in years. Don’t know why I expected anything different, but at least I got an absolutely bangin’ Chinese on my visit.
June 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Was back in Dumfries for the weekend. Got shat on by a seagull for the first time in years. Don’t know why I expected anything different, but at least I got an absolutely bangin’ Chinese on my visit.
If you have turned a new leaf and want to get a nazi/white supremacist tattoo covered up I think it should be a rule that the artist has to be a POC - and idk, maybe they get to choose what covers it unless you’re a bitch?
June 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If you have turned a new leaf and want to get a nazi/white supremacist tattoo covered up I think it should be a rule that the artist has to be a POC - and idk, maybe they get to choose what covers it unless you’re a bitch?
People are often surprised to find out I literally only exercise (like properly go to the gym and work out) for 1 hour a week, but that’s sort of all I really have time for. Point is I do it every week. Consistency gets you so much further than insane workout plans or horrible crash diets ever will.
June 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
People are often surprised to find out I literally only exercise (like properly go to the gym and work out) for 1 hour a week, but that’s sort of all I really have time for. Point is I do it every week. Consistency gets you so much further than insane workout plans or horrible crash diets ever will.
Yer da’s wearing his Rangers jammies, in the Facebook comments slagging off protesters again.
June 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Yer da’s wearing his Rangers jammies, in the Facebook comments slagging off protesters again.
Got a lot of time for how consistently Scotland successfully tell right-wing politicians, crawling up from south of the wall, to get themselves away to fuck.
Don’t let them convince you otherwise, folk are alright.
Don’t let them convince you otherwise, folk are alright.
June 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Got a lot of time for how consistently Scotland successfully tell right-wing politicians, crawling up from south of the wall, to get themselves away to fuck.
Don’t let them convince you otherwise, folk are alright.
Don’t let them convince you otherwise, folk are alright.
Scrubbed up alright on Saturday for a good friend’s wedding reception, I think. Too goth? Don’t be silly.
May 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Scrubbed up alright on Saturday for a good friend’s wedding reception, I think. Too goth? Don’t be silly.
I’ve worked 50-57 hours on average almost every week for the last 3 years between two jobs. I don’t have some lavish champagne lifestyle, why am I always broke and why is it impossible to actually accumulate any savings? Symptom of a broken society, but fuck me, when does it end?
May 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’ve worked 50-57 hours on average almost every week for the last 3 years between two jobs. I don’t have some lavish champagne lifestyle, why am I always broke and why is it impossible to actually accumulate any savings? Symptom of a broken society, but fuck me, when does it end?
Always happy to hear ignorant fucks are being drowned out in Glasgow. Makes me wish I could still attend demos and counter-demos as freely as I used to, showing solidarity for folks in need is important now, as ever. If you can show support, please do. Don’t give hate an inch of Glasgow’s streets.
May 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Always happy to hear ignorant fucks are being drowned out in Glasgow. Makes me wish I could still attend demos and counter-demos as freely as I used to, showing solidarity for folks in need is important now, as ever. If you can show support, please do. Don’t give hate an inch of Glasgow’s streets.
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One of the main problems with 'maybe we can podcast our way out of fascism' is that it's stupid.
May 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
One of the main problems with 'maybe we can podcast our way out of fascism' is that it's stupid.
Another year of supporting Edmonton in the Stanley Cup as Canada’s last saviour? This life is a prison.
May 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Another year of supporting Edmonton in the Stanley Cup as Canada’s last saviour? This life is a prison.
Went to get more of my back tattooed today. Think it’s the first time in my life I’ve been early for a tattoo and I know you’re not supposed to drink beforehand but the sexual tension between me and the beer garden is as electric.
May 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Went to get more of my back tattooed today. Think it’s the first time in my life I’ve been early for a tattoo and I know you’re not supposed to drink beforehand but the sexual tension between me and the beer garden is as electric.
Theory: the more accepting your nation is (on average) of sparkling water, the more prone to fascism.
May 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Theory: the more accepting your nation is (on average) of sparkling water, the more prone to fascism.
After 10(?) years or so of getting my Tesco club card vouchers delivered to my student halls, I’m finally updating my address.
May 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
After 10(?) years or so of getting my Tesco club card vouchers delivered to my student halls, I’m finally updating my address.