@scootmaluke.bsky.social
Love going places but NEVER on a cruise ship. Burgers over steaks. Gin Martinis and Riojas, but never before noon. THAT would be a Bloody Mary.
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Two presidents who pretended to be the picture of strength and health in the face of an otherwise bleak outlook.
Two presidents who pretended to be the picture of strength and health in the face of an otherwise bleak outlook.
January 26, 2026 at 1:04 PM
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
Two presidents who pretended to be the picture of strength and health in the face of an otherwise bleak outlook.
Two presidents who pretended to be the picture of strength and health in the face of an otherwise bleak outlook.
I've been yelling at God and using bad words, but I apologized. Then I found this in my garden this morning so I think she accepted.
January 26, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I've been yelling at God and using bad words, but I apologized. Then I found this in my garden this morning so I think she accepted.
This is, BTW, after two weeks as low as minus 11° C.
January 26, 2026 at 12:31 PM
This is, BTW, after two weeks as low as minus 11° C.
So they're like, dude! Aren't you the animal with fire?? Uh, we could use one out here! And some Smores while you're at it!!
Thanks! You're a deer! I mean dear!
Thanks! You're a deer! I mean dear!
January 26, 2026 at 12:27 AM
So they're like, dude! Aren't you the animal with fire?? Uh, we could use one out here! And some Smores while you're at it!!
Thanks! You're a deer! I mean dear!
Thanks! You're a deer! I mean dear!
That might be problematic. Satan is in the White House with the nom de Plume Stephen Miller. You know, the one who still inhabits earth as a snake.
January 25, 2026 at 11:24 PM
That might be problematic. Satan is in the White House with the nom de Plume Stephen Miller. You know, the one who still inhabits earth as a snake.
Trump only pardons people who DON'T talk.
January 25, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Trump only pardons people who DON'T talk.
Melania Trump began her modeling career in Europe, working with Karin Models in Paris, an agency run by Jean-Luc Brunel. Brunel would later be accused of trafficking young women through MC2 Model Management, which was financially backed by Jeffrey Epstein.
January 25, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Melania Trump began her modeling career in Europe, working with Karin Models in Paris, an agency run by Jean-Luc Brunel. Brunel would later be accused of trafficking young women through MC2 Model Management, which was financially backed by Jeffrey Epstein.
I can answer that. Video tapes. One that looks like a giant navel orange, until you realize it's not a navel.
January 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I can answer that. Video tapes. One that looks like a giant navel orange, until you realize it's not a navel.
I lived in NYC for 8 years. There was one storm when Central Park West looked exactly like the video, cars completely buried. And still the dog had to go poo and pee.
January 25, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I lived in NYC for 8 years. There was one storm when Central Park West looked exactly like the video, cars completely buried. And still the dog had to go poo and pee.
The funny thing with me is I NEVER forget my martini at 5:30. I start watching the clock and counting down at about 3.
January 25, 2026 at 1:05 AM
The funny thing with me is I NEVER forget my martini at 5:30. I start watching the clock and counting down at about 3.
Just wait 'til you're like me and can't remember whether you even took it or not.
January 25, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Just wait 'til you're like me and can't remember whether you even took it or not.
Ask to speak to them even if they're in the restroom trying to wash the blood off their hands.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Ask to speak to them even if they're in the restroom trying to wash the blood off their hands.
George Berger. Holy crap, I wanted so badly to be Claude Hooper Bukowski. Treat Williams aged very well too.
January 25, 2026 at 12:21 AM
George Berger. Holy crap, I wanted so badly to be Claude Hooper Bukowski. Treat Williams aged very well too.
