Scoot McKracken
@scootmckracken.bsky.social
I do things, but not well.
Mr. Satan’s chin but not the hair - or - the PBS logo, you pick.
Mr. Satan’s chin but not the hair - or - the PBS logo, you pick.
I’ve learned over the last 3 months that there is a big difference between being up at 4am and being AWAKE at 4am
December 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I’ve learned over the last 3 months that there is a big difference between being up at 4am and being AWAKE at 4am
Happy Pop Tart Bowl day to those that celebrate.
December 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Happy Pop Tart Bowl day to those that celebrate.
Enjoy some Christmas candied bacon Bluesky
December 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Enjoy some Christmas candied bacon Bluesky
I think one of the hardest things for me to wrap my head around with the MAGA movement is it centers around a bloated, decomposing, bag of shit who constantly needs to be told how special of little boy he is while all of his followers bellow and make a bunch of noise about being such Alphas.
December 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I think one of the hardest things for me to wrap my head around with the MAGA movement is it centers around a bloated, decomposing, bag of shit who constantly needs to be told how special of little boy he is while all of his followers bellow and make a bunch of noise about being such Alphas.
We have now officially entered “this is a 2026” problem territory
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
We have now officially entered “this is a 2026” problem territory
Remember the reason for the season
December 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Remember the reason for the season
What if we kissed under the Honda Days banner at our local Honda Dealership? 👉👈
December 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
What if we kissed under the Honda Days banner at our local Honda Dealership? 👉👈
So where is everyone going to celebrate when it happens? I don’t want to overload some poor work staff
December 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
So where is everyone going to celebrate when it happens? I don’t want to overload some poor work staff
I’m not feeling the normal dessert, do you have an umami Caroline?
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m not feeling the normal dessert, do you have an umami Caroline?
Got a lot of compliments on this one… from the age group above mine. Oh well, not my fault I grew up on syndicated TV.
December 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Got a lot of compliments on this one… from the age group above mine. Oh well, not my fault I grew up on syndicated TV.
*looking at my work calendar*
“I think I’ll block off 30 minutes to wallow in existential dread, you know, as a special treat”
“I think I’ll block off 30 minutes to wallow in existential dread, you know, as a special treat”
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
*looking at my work calendar*
“I think I’ll block off 30 minutes to wallow in existential dread, you know, as a special treat”
“I think I’ll block off 30 minutes to wallow in existential dread, you know, as a special treat”
Bike riiiiiide
December 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Bike riiiiiide
It’s weird to think that if you have the expected amount of a body part then you are above average.
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It’s weird to think that if you have the expected amount of a body part then you are above average.
*wake up in the morning*
*bones sound like bubble wrap*
“Yep I still got it” and other lies I tell myself.
*bones sound like bubble wrap*
“Yep I still got it” and other lies I tell myself.
December 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
*wake up in the morning*
*bones sound like bubble wrap*
“Yep I still got it” and other lies I tell myself.
*bones sound like bubble wrap*
“Yep I still got it” and other lies I tell myself.
Why did only the letter E get Christmas presents?
Because the other letters were naughty.
Because the other letters were naughty.
a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Why did only the letter E get Christmas presents?
Because the other letters were naughty.
Because the other letters were naughty.
Is there a term for feeling full of ideas and creative energy but you can’t focus those ideas at all? Like you’re about to burst from all of this creativity that’s seemingly inside of you but if you try and focus in on what possible thing you could create it’s like looking through frosted glass?
December 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Is there a term for feeling full of ideas and creative energy but you can’t focus those ideas at all? Like you’re about to burst from all of this creativity that’s seemingly inside of you but if you try and focus in on what possible thing you could create it’s like looking through frosted glass?
I hate being tall AND introverted. Like I know that no one gives a shit but when you’re a head taller than most people it’s hard not to feel like everyone stares. ALSO I’m not trying to be in your way at events, in fact I’m actively trying to not be I’m looking to be as far in the back as possible.
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I hate being tall AND introverted. Like I know that no one gives a shit but when you’re a head taller than most people it’s hard not to feel like everyone stares. ALSO I’m not trying to be in your way at events, in fact I’m actively trying to not be I’m looking to be as far in the back as possible.
I think the most interesting part so far of having teenagers is how fucking often I estimate with 6 or 7
December 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I think the most interesting part so far of having teenagers is how fucking often I estimate with 6 or 7
I don't want full self driving for when traffic is actually moving. Give me self driving that can deal with a slow ass drive-thru.
March 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I don't want full self driving for when traffic is actually moving. Give me self driving that can deal with a slow ass drive-thru.
Reposted by Scoot McKracken
You heard Trump’s attorney general — if you visit a Tesla dealership, she will prosecute you.
Be safe! Shop somewhere else.
Be safe! Shop somewhere else.
Pam Bondi: "If you're gonna touch a Tesla, go to a dealership, do anything, you better watch out, because we're coming after you."
March 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
You heard Trump’s attorney general — if you visit a Tesla dealership, she will prosecute you.
Be safe! Shop somewhere else.
Be safe! Shop somewhere else.
How long until we can start putting "I did that" Trump stickers next to eggs. That's what those protest votes were all about right?
January 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
How long until we can start putting "I did that" Trump stickers next to eggs. That's what those protest votes were all about right?