No Se Va in my ass

Unfortunately none in the shape of my hand. We can fix that if you like

I am honestly just really impressed by the commitment on display here. Such dedication to either record keeping or handjobs would be remarkable, but to find someone who does both? Simply amazing! Pants off to ya!

Is that 413 different handjob recipients or like 4 people each getting a hundred handjobs?

🥵🥵 I'm going to make a big batsignal that's just my up-turned face and anyone who wants can come sit for a spell

Yes, I tried the other day and it wouldn't let me actually pay. Just checked again, same thing. The Secure Payments section just never loads.