Are we sure they didn't actually say "adding two significantly limited partners"?

2030: "The bill to implement universal health care failed by a single vote because Rep. Calcaterra (D-Ohio) was in London to see a concert featuring an obscure British band by the name of James."

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Found the next Chris Cillizza

This is the point where you write a 5 post short story that ends in an AI telling an interrogator "Man creates his own devils after looking in the mirror."

Following in the steps of Cole DeVries.

Even if it did, they'll just draft a Ryan Leaf equivalent.

WaPo on Jan 7, 2029: "A president-involved coup occurred yesterday at First St. SE in Washington D.C., an official spokesman stated at a press conference held this morning. Investigations are still ongoing."

Gotta get the upgrade to "Oligarch's Circle".