Johnny Lang
@scotchandrants.bsky.social
Rich guy extraordinaire. Day trader. Deep thinker. Deep-sea fisher. Scotch drinker!
American patriot, Rambler, Ranter, Republican at birth—no, at conception! Life is great, but mine’s better!
Follow for wisdom, success & the only opinion that matters!
American patriot, Rambler, Ranter, Republican at birth—no, at conception! Life is great, but mine’s better!
Follow for wisdom, success & the only opinion that matters!
Every man must make choices...
May 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Every man must make choices...
Good Morning, America!
What a glorious Monday! Well...maybe not for you. Looks like your portfolios are bleeding out faster than a stuck pig in Texas heat.
But not Uncle Johnny—oh no, I’m all green today. Called the top, placed my bets, & now Im cashing in while you all bleed out!
Happy trading!
What a glorious Monday! Well...maybe not for you. Looks like your portfolios are bleeding out faster than a stuck pig in Texas heat.
But not Uncle Johnny—oh no, I’m all green today. Called the top, placed my bets, & now Im cashing in while you all bleed out!
Happy trading!
December 23, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Good Morning, America!
What a glorious Monday! Well...maybe not for you. Looks like your portfolios are bleeding out faster than a stuck pig in Texas heat.
But not Uncle Johnny—oh no, I’m all green today. Called the top, placed my bets, & now Im cashing in while you all bleed out!
Happy trading!
What a glorious Monday! Well...maybe not for you. Looks like your portfolios are bleeding out faster than a stuck pig in Texas heat.
But not Uncle Johnny—oh no, I’m all green today. Called the top, placed my bets, & now Im cashing in while you all bleed out!
Happy trading!
Uncle Johnny’s Life Tip #47:
“Always bet on green—cash, not the environment. One’s got value, the other’s just dirt...”
“Always bet on green—cash, not the environment. One’s got value, the other’s just dirt...”
December 22, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Uncle Johnny’s Life Tip #47:
“Always bet on green—cash, not the environment. One’s got value, the other’s just dirt...”
“Always bet on green—cash, not the environment. One’s got value, the other’s just dirt...”
We elected Trump—but we upgraded to Prez Musk. Think about it: Elon’s got spaceX, Tesla & $430B. Trump grifted $6B in MAGA merch–Musk spent that to change Twitter’s logo.
Say what you want about Musk, but the guy bought the election like a true capitalist hero.
Isn’t that what America’s all about?
Say what you want about Musk, but the guy bought the election like a true capitalist hero.
Isn’t that what America’s all about?
December 22, 2024 at 9:44 PM
We elected Trump—but we upgraded to Prez Musk. Think about it: Elon’s got spaceX, Tesla & $430B. Trump grifted $6B in MAGA merch–Musk spent that to change Twitter’s logo.
Say what you want about Musk, but the guy bought the election like a true capitalist hero.
Isn’t that what America’s all about?
Say what you want about Musk, but the guy bought the election like a true capitalist hero.
Isn’t that what America’s all about?
Sleepy Joe? Meh president, but credit where it’s due—he’s a great dad. What kind of father wouldn’t pardon his son when the mob is frothing at the mouth? Bad press? Sure. Good father? Absolutely. Lame duck? The lamest!
Honestly, if he was a Republican we’d be calling it ‘family values.’
Honestly, if he was a Republican we’d be calling it ‘family values.’
December 18, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Sleepy Joe? Meh president, but credit where it’s due—he’s a great dad. What kind of father wouldn’t pardon his son when the mob is frothing at the mouth? Bad press? Sure. Good father? Absolutely. Lame duck? The lamest!
Honestly, if he was a Republican we’d be calling it ‘family values.’
Honestly, if he was a Republican we’d be calling it ‘family values.’
Uncle Johnny's Fishing Tip # 37:
Always bring two coolers: one for the fish, and one for the beer. If you don’t catch anything, at least you’ll still feel like a winner.
Always bring two coolers: one for the fish, and one for the beer. If you don’t catch anything, at least you’ll still feel like a winner.
December 18, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Uncle Johnny's Fishing Tip # 37:
Always bring two coolers: one for the fish, and one for the beer. If you don’t catch anything, at least you’ll still feel like a winner.
Always bring two coolers: one for the fish, and one for the beer. If you don’t catch anything, at least you’ll still feel like a winner.
Good Morning, America!
It’s the weekend—so you’ve earned a much-needed reprieve… not!
I earned fat knot yesterday, so while you’re headed into work for another grueling day, Uncle Johnny’s headed out to go fishing with friends!
Tight lines for me, tight deadlines for you. Stay focused!
It’s the weekend—so you’ve earned a much-needed reprieve… not!
I earned fat knot yesterday, so while you’re headed into work for another grueling day, Uncle Johnny’s headed out to go fishing with friends!
Tight lines for me, tight deadlines for you. Stay focused!
December 18, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Good Morning, America!
It’s the weekend—so you’ve earned a much-needed reprieve… not!
I earned fat knot yesterday, so while you’re headed into work for another grueling day, Uncle Johnny’s headed out to go fishing with friends!
Tight lines for me, tight deadlines for you. Stay focused!
It’s the weekend—so you’ve earned a much-needed reprieve… not!
I earned fat knot yesterday, so while you’re headed into work for another grueling day, Uncle Johnny’s headed out to go fishing with friends!
Tight lines for me, tight deadlines for you. Stay focused!
Uncle Johnny's Life Rule #46
"If you can’t beat the market, manipulate it. Winners make the rules."
"If you can’t beat the market, manipulate it. Winners make the rules."
December 17, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Uncle Johnny's Life Rule #46
"If you can’t beat the market, manipulate it. Winners make the rules."
"If you can’t beat the market, manipulate it. Winners make the rules."
Good morning America! It’s a brand-new day to chase those gains. Remember, the market doesn’t sleep, and neither do winners.
If you’re not stacking dollars, someone else is—Can't let them get ahead! So grab that coffee, put on a smile, and get back to it!
Have a productive morning, America!
If you’re not stacking dollars, someone else is—Can't let them get ahead! So grab that coffee, put on a smile, and get back to it!
Have a productive morning, America!
December 17, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Good morning America! It’s a brand-new day to chase those gains. Remember, the market doesn’t sleep, and neither do winners.
If you’re not stacking dollars, someone else is—Can't let them get ahead! So grab that coffee, put on a smile, and get back to it!
Have a productive morning, America!
If you’re not stacking dollars, someone else is—Can't let them get ahead! So grab that coffee, put on a smile, and get back to it!
Have a productive morning, America!
Good morning America! It’s back to the grind… unless you’re me, then it’s back to making money!
Remember—every dollar counts, stack enough you’re a Winner; No stack? you’re Poor! stop wasting company time—your boss might not care but the shareholders sure do!
Anyway have a productive week America.
Remember—every dollar counts, stack enough you’re a Winner; No stack? you’re Poor! stop wasting company time—your boss might not care but the shareholders sure do!
Anyway have a productive week America.
December 16, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Good morning America! It’s back to the grind… unless you’re me, then it’s back to making money!
Remember—every dollar counts, stack enough you’re a Winner; No stack? you’re Poor! stop wasting company time—your boss might not care but the shareholders sure do!
Anyway have a productive week America.
Remember—every dollar counts, stack enough you’re a Winner; No stack? you’re Poor! stop wasting company time—your boss might not care but the shareholders sure do!
Anyway have a productive week America.
Shower Thought:
After 31,200 hours of reading, I’ve concluded: reading is for the poor. Pay someone to read to you while you focus on what matters—Like making more money.
Efficiency is the name of the game, and real winners don’t have time for books unless they’re about us.
God Bless America!!!
After 31,200 hours of reading, I’ve concluded: reading is for the poor. Pay someone to read to you while you focus on what matters—Like making more money.
Efficiency is the name of the game, and real winners don’t have time for books unless they’re about us.
God Bless America!!!
December 15, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Shower Thought:
After 31,200 hours of reading, I’ve concluded: reading is for the poor. Pay someone to read to you while you focus on what matters—Like making more money.
Efficiency is the name of the game, and real winners don’t have time for books unless they’re about us.
God Bless America!!!
After 31,200 hours of reading, I’ve concluded: reading is for the poor. Pay someone to read to you while you focus on what matters—Like making more money.
Efficiency is the name of the game, and real winners don’t have time for books unless they’re about us.
God Bless America!!!
Good morning, America!
Remember, success isn’t found in the comfort of the familiar—it’s forged in the moments you dare to step beyond it.
Today’s another chance to push boundaries, break limits, and show the world what you’re made of. Let’s crush it out there!
Remember, success isn’t found in the comfort of the familiar—it’s forged in the moments you dare to step beyond it.
Today’s another chance to push boundaries, break limits, and show the world what you’re made of. Let’s crush it out there!
December 14, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Good morning, America!
Remember, success isn’t found in the comfort of the familiar—it’s forged in the moments you dare to step beyond it.
Today’s another chance to push boundaries, break limits, and show the world what you’re made of. Let’s crush it out there!
Remember, success isn’t found in the comfort of the familiar—it’s forged in the moments you dare to step beyond it.
Today’s another chance to push boundaries, break limits, and show the world what you’re made of. Let’s crush it out there!
The way I see it-he was defending life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness!
If a CEO can kill Americans with a pen, Logically with a pro 2nd Amendment president and a Pro 2A Supreme Court... we're all gonna have the right to shoot people we don't like!
God bless America!
Lock and load baby!
If a CEO can kill Americans with a pen, Logically with a pro 2nd Amendment president and a Pro 2A Supreme Court... we're all gonna have the right to shoot people we don't like!
God bless America!
Lock and load baby!
December 13, 2024 at 3:40 PM
The way I see it-he was defending life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness!
If a CEO can kill Americans with a pen, Logically with a pro 2nd Amendment president and a Pro 2A Supreme Court... we're all gonna have the right to shoot people we don't like!
God bless America!
Lock and load baby!
If a CEO can kill Americans with a pen, Logically with a pro 2nd Amendment president and a Pro 2A Supreme Court... we're all gonna have the right to shoot people we don't like!
God bless America!
Lock and load baby!
As we gear up for another glorious day in the stock market… S&P 500 is up, prices are up—everything’s going up!
That’s progress, America!
When things cost more, it just means you’ve got more to spend. The more you have, the better you are compared to others!
Inflation? More like affirmation!
That’s progress, America!
When things cost more, it just means you’ve got more to spend. The more you have, the better you are compared to others!
Inflation? More like affirmation!
December 13, 2024 at 1:44 PM
As we gear up for another glorious day in the stock market… S&P 500 is up, prices are up—everything’s going up!
That’s progress, America!
When things cost more, it just means you’ve got more to spend. The more you have, the better you are compared to others!
Inflation? More like affirmation!
That’s progress, America!
When things cost more, it just means you’ve got more to spend. The more you have, the better you are compared to others!
Inflation? More like affirmation!
Good Morning, America!
Another day, another dollar—unless you don’t have any, in which case... maybe try getting some?
Trust me, life’s easier when you’re not checking the price of eggs like it’s a stock ticker. Highly recommend, folks!
Another day, another dollar—unless you don’t have any, in which case... maybe try getting some?
Trust me, life’s easier when you’re not checking the price of eggs like it’s a stock ticker. Highly recommend, folks!
December 13, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Good Morning, America!
Another day, another dollar—unless you don’t have any, in which case... maybe try getting some?
Trust me, life’s easier when you’re not checking the price of eggs like it’s a stock ticker. Highly recommend, folks!
Another day, another dollar—unless you don’t have any, in which case... maybe try getting some?
Trust me, life’s easier when you’re not checking the price of eggs like it’s a stock ticker. Highly recommend, folks!
Shower thought: Life’s way easier with money. Don’t have any? You should try getting some—it’s amazing! Highly recommend, 10/10 experience.
December 13, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Shower thought: Life’s way easier with money. Don’t have any? You should try getting some—it’s amazing! Highly recommend, 10/10 experience.
MTG’s strikes again: drones over Jersey are either deep state spies or aliens in cahoots with Biden. Bold move blaming intergalactic beings for traffic on the Turnpike—probably the first time they’ve been insulted by someone less believable than them.
From the politics community on Reddit: MTG Has a Brand-New Insane Conspiracy Theory |
From the mind that brought you Jewish space lasers comes yet another bananas interpretation of a news event.
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December 12, 2024 at 9:17 PM
MTG’s strikes again: drones over Jersey are either deep state spies or aliens in cahoots with Biden. Bold move blaming intergalactic beings for traffic on the Turnpike—probably the first time they’ve been insulted by someone less believable than them.
Listen up, kids. Uncle Johnny’s got the secrets to success: Work hard, invest smart, and always tip your barber... but not your waiter. They’re just carrying plates, not cutting hair. There’s levels to this!
December 12, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Listen up, kids. Uncle Johnny’s got the secrets to success: Work hard, invest smart, and always tip your barber... but not your waiter. They’re just carrying plates, not cutting hair. There’s levels to this!
Nothing says 'America First' like squeezing culture wars into a defense bill! Our military budget should focus on tanks, jets, and defending freedom—not deciding who gets healthcare. But hey, why stop there? Maybe next year we can debate uniforms in drag.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
House passes massive defense bill with ban on gender-affirming care for transgender kids
The GOP provision has sparked an outcry from the top Democrat on the Armed Services Committee, who said he would vote no on the defense bill despite having helped craft it.
www.nbcnews.com
December 12, 2024 at 9:32 AM
Nothing says 'America First' like squeezing culture wars into a defense bill! Our military budget should focus on tanks, jets, and defending freedom—not deciding who gets healthcare. But hey, why stop there? Maybe next year we can debate uniforms in drag.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
First post! Big step... Big Man... Let’s get this straight—I’m not here to argue. I’m here to educate, enlighten, and remind you that life’s a competition, & I’m winning. Day trading, deep thinking, and living the dream. Stick around—you might learn something… or at least realize how great I am.
December 12, 2024 at 9:24 AM
First post! Big step... Big Man... Let’s get this straight—I’m not here to argue. I’m here to educate, enlighten, and remind you that life’s a competition, & I’m winning. Day trading, deep thinking, and living the dream. Stick around—you might learn something… or at least realize how great I am.