I misread that as The Spit House, and I'm not gonna lie ... I would read that.

Has to be right cheese and the right woman. It's a never-ending quest. I'm eating a lot of cheese though!

If you can find it, the original script for Prometheus (titled ALIEN: Engineers) by Jon Spaihts, actually has a line like: "These are smart people, they radiate competence." And then, despite making the right decisions, the shit still hits the fan. So, sooo much better than the film we got.