Scot P. Thomas
@scotpthomas.bsky.social
Author, jokester, Time’s Person of the Year in 2006
I’m still tired from Monday.. I don’t think I’ll ever catch up.
December 7, 2023 at 12:41 PM
I’m still tired from Monday.. I don’t think I’ll ever catch up.
I think to myself, today’s the day, I join the carnival. Don’t need healthcare when you eat funnel cake 3 meals a day.. then walk into another meeting at work.
November 29, 2023 at 3:01 PM
I think to myself, today’s the day, I join the carnival. Don’t need healthcare when you eat funnel cake 3 meals a day.. then walk into another meeting at work.
I used to post whatever was actually on my mind.
But that led to concern from so many people who honestly never met me.
So, I started posting things that I found funny.
That led to anger from people who didn’t know me.
Now I just sit here with all the thoughts and feelings, and keep them to myself.
But that led to concern from so many people who honestly never met me.
So, I started posting things that I found funny.
That led to anger from people who didn’t know me.
Now I just sit here with all the thoughts and feelings, and keep them to myself.
November 26, 2023 at 12:02 AM
I used to post whatever was actually on my mind.
But that led to concern from so many people who honestly never met me.
So, I started posting things that I found funny.
That led to anger from people who didn’t know me.
Now I just sit here with all the thoughts and feelings, and keep them to myself.
But that led to concern from so many people who honestly never met me.
So, I started posting things that I found funny.
That led to anger from people who didn’t know me.
Now I just sit here with all the thoughts and feelings, and keep them to myself.
Sometimes, you just have to embrace the clowns that surround you.
November 22, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Sometimes, you just have to embrace the clowns that surround you.
When that news life runs deep, you even spend weekends doing it.
November 19, 2023 at 3:20 AM
When that news life runs deep, you even spend weekends doing it.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but do not buy strange and unusual plants from street vendors immediately after the solar eclipse, especially if there is a strange glow or hum involved.
October 13, 2023 at 8:39 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but do not buy strange and unusual plants from street vendors immediately after the solar eclipse, especially if there is a strange glow or hum involved.
Today I learned Facebook doesn’t like my choice of pet names for some of my friends. 😂
October 8, 2023 at 4:51 PM
Today I learned Facebook doesn’t like my choice of pet names for some of my friends. 😂
Things I’m left to wonder:
When did I get so old that waking up before dawn was preferable?
Why does my back hurt this morning?
Where are my shoes?
When did I get so old that waking up before dawn was preferable?
Why does my back hurt this morning?
Where are my shoes?
October 5, 2023 at 11:10 AM
Things I’m left to wonder:
When did I get so old that waking up before dawn was preferable?
Why does my back hurt this morning?
Where are my shoes?
When did I get so old that waking up before dawn was preferable?
Why does my back hurt this morning?
Where are my shoes?
Well, I’ve been on here for a while, and my following list is still pretty small.. but at least it’s people I actually want to see.
October 1, 2023 at 12:17 AM
Well, I’ve been on here for a while, and my following list is still pretty small.. but at least it’s people I actually want to see.
Jamo Orange and Sprite.
The best way to wash a work week out of your brain.
The best way to wash a work week out of your brain.
September 24, 2023 at 1:06 AM
Jamo Orange and Sprite.
The best way to wash a work week out of your brain.
The best way to wash a work week out of your brain.
Some days it’s just not even worth taking the time to get out of bed.
September 22, 2023 at 9:54 PM
Some days it’s just not even worth taking the time to get out of bed.
Some days I have no clue what I’m doing, but I keep doing it because without purpose, I’m not sure I could stand myself.
September 18, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Some days I have no clue what I’m doing, but I keep doing it because without purpose, I’m not sure I could stand myself.
Five pickles is a healthy dinner right?
September 11, 2023 at 3:09 AM
Five pickles is a healthy dinner right?
Dear Automated Customer Service AI,
I’m sorry for all the things I called you and said about your mom when you didn’t immediately transfer me to an agent.
Please don’t hold it against me during the great robot uprising.
Love you,
Scot.
I’m sorry for all the things I called you and said about your mom when you didn’t immediately transfer me to an agent.
Please don’t hold it against me during the great robot uprising.
Love you,
Scot.
September 8, 2023 at 8:55 PM
Dear Automated Customer Service AI,
I’m sorry for all the things I called you and said about your mom when you didn’t immediately transfer me to an agent.
Please don’t hold it against me during the great robot uprising.
Love you,
Scot.
I’m sorry for all the things I called you and said about your mom when you didn’t immediately transfer me to an agent.
Please don’t hold it against me during the great robot uprising.
Love you,
Scot.
Me: ok mom I gotta swing by HEB to grab Alex’s medicine and some Cheetos..
Mom: grab some hamburger buns while your there.
Me: will do.
*pulls into HEB at 5:30 on Labor Day*
(Mortal Combat Theme starts)
Mom: grab some hamburger buns while your there.
Me: will do.
*pulls into HEB at 5:30 on Labor Day*
(Mortal Combat Theme starts)
September 4, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Me: ok mom I gotta swing by HEB to grab Alex’s medicine and some Cheetos..
Mom: grab some hamburger buns while your there.
Me: will do.
*pulls into HEB at 5:30 on Labor Day*
(Mortal Combat Theme starts)
Mom: grab some hamburger buns while your there.
Me: will do.
*pulls into HEB at 5:30 on Labor Day*
(Mortal Combat Theme starts)
In a couple of days mom, Alexander and I will celebrate the 3rd anniversary of a car accident that totaled her car.
I only remember, cause it was her birthday.
Also, a few weeks ago I marked the 1 year anniversary since I heard from anyone from the law firm representing us.
I only remember, cause it was her birthday.
Also, a few weeks ago I marked the 1 year anniversary since I heard from anyone from the law firm representing us.
September 3, 2023 at 8:16 PM
In a couple of days mom, Alexander and I will celebrate the 3rd anniversary of a car accident that totaled her car.
I only remember, cause it was her birthday.
Also, a few weeks ago I marked the 1 year anniversary since I heard from anyone from the law firm representing us.
I only remember, cause it was her birthday.
Also, a few weeks ago I marked the 1 year anniversary since I heard from anyone from the law firm representing us.
Definitely slowly building a list of people worth following. I appreciate it
September 1, 2023 at 12:29 AM
Definitely slowly building a list of people worth following. I appreciate it
Outdoors in Texas on a summer night consuming my poisons of choice
August 19, 2023 at 2:21 AM
Outdoors in Texas on a summer night consuming my poisons of choice
Well, my feed is now starting to look like a feed.
August 19, 2023 at 12:46 AM
Well, my feed is now starting to look like a feed.
I haven’t really followed a lot of people since I joined over here.. so my feed is mostly @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and @marawilson.bsky.social .. which isn’t a disappointment.
August 15, 2023 at 4:54 PM
I haven’t really followed a lot of people since I joined over here.. so my feed is mostly @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and @marawilson.bsky.social .. which isn’t a disappointment.
I’ve been sitting here at work, reading the same word over and over.
Spell check says it’s not wrong, but my brain is arguing… and it’s at the point that the word has lost all meaning and I need to find another way to write what I want..
Spell check says it’s not wrong, but my brain is arguing… and it’s at the point that the word has lost all meaning and I need to find another way to write what I want..
July 26, 2023 at 7:03 PM
I’ve been sitting here at work, reading the same word over and over.
Spell check says it’s not wrong, but my brain is arguing… and it’s at the point that the word has lost all meaning and I need to find another way to write what I want..
Spell check says it’s not wrong, but my brain is arguing… and it’s at the point that the word has lost all meaning and I need to find another way to write what I want..
I will figure this platform out. But I won’t give up.
July 26, 2023 at 2:25 AM
I will figure this platform out. But I won’t give up.
As a journalist I have a moral conflict with the amount of Barbie propaganda being put out as content today as my friends and their cohorts walk the line.
July 21, 2023 at 4:33 PM
As a journalist I have a moral conflict with the amount of Barbie propaganda being put out as content today as my friends and their cohorts walk the line.
I guess I’m going to use Bluesky like I used to use Twitter..
I’m just going to post whatever pops into my mind.
Today, I hope all the union members on strike get some cooling clouds as they hold the line.
I’m just going to post whatever pops into my mind.
Today, I hope all the union members on strike get some cooling clouds as they hold the line.
July 20, 2023 at 11:50 PM
I guess I’m going to use Bluesky like I used to use Twitter..
I’m just going to post whatever pops into my mind.
Today, I hope all the union members on strike get some cooling clouds as they hold the line.
I’m just going to post whatever pops into my mind.
Today, I hope all the union members on strike get some cooling clouds as they hold the line.
I’m finding this platform difficult to navigate.
Can’t find people I know, or want to follow.. blah
Can’t find people I know, or want to follow.. blah
July 20, 2023 at 12:46 AM
I’m finding this platform difficult to navigate.
Can’t find people I know, or want to follow.. blah
Can’t find people I know, or want to follow.. blah