Scott Agnew
@scottagnew.bsky.social
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Scottish, Glaswegian, Comedian, ex-journalist, Gay, HIV+ (U=U). Back from the dead three times. Listen to my BBC R4 series here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand/m0021p0h?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile
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scottagnew.bsky.social
🤣🤣🤣 I will tell you this boy, she was some chanter! Some chanter! 🤣🤣🤣
scottagnew.bsky.social
At what stage of the menopause am I at when the waft of a McDonald's chicken nugget took me straight to 1991 and unlocked all the lyrics to Beverley Craven's "Promise Me" and now I'm sitting greeting and sooking on a mint Aero?
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mcdowall.me
This morning I have written to the Cabinet Secretary for Justice @angelaconstance.bsky.social MSP to register our concern over plans by the Home Secretary to provide new protest policing powers to police forces in England and Wales and to ascertain if the CabSec intends to mirror this in Scots law.
Audio version of letter is linked on the second post. The link to the audio version is: https://tinyurl.com/cabsecjustice Audio version of letter is linked on the second post. The link to the audio version is: https://tinyurl.com/cabsecjustice Audio version of letter is linked on the second post. The link to the audio version is: https://tinyurl.com/cabsecjustice
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bestforbritain.org
For 56 minutes Sky News and BBC News interrupted everything else and carried a Reform UK feed live, uninterrupted, unchallenged. The stream spluttered, froze, pixelated - dozens of times - still they stuck with it. FOR ONE HOUR.

This is an editorial choice. No other party gets this coverage. ~AA
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dorianlynskey.bsky.social
The Nigel Farage who wrote this about Charlie Kirk's murder will be furious at the Nigel Farage who made Lucy Connolly a star of the Reform conference
scottagnew.bsky.social
I'm pretty sure there's folk in Scotland would do the same thing if they had a suitable "excuse" - it's so thoroughly depressing.
scottagnew.bsky.social
Are you drinking with Arnold Brown?
scottagnew.bsky.social
Such a man of the people - he'd know that Channel 4 haven't shown horse racing since 2016. Total fraud.
scottagnew.bsky.social
Nigel Farage shows himself a fraud challenging Starmer to join him in a Working Man's Club for a pint and watch Channel 4 Racing. Channel 4 hasn't shown horse racing since 2016.
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sutrscotland.bsky.social
📣Love comedy, hate racism? We're delighted that weegie comedian @scottagnew.bsky.social joins the line-up for the #StopReform summit

📍The Boardwalk, Glasgow city centre
🗓️Sat 31 May
🎟️Book your place: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/stop-refor...
scottagnew.bsky.social
"Francis - get the door!"
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tanitatikaram.bsky.social
C҉a҉n҉ y҉o҉u҉ t҉r҉u҉s҉t҉ y҉o҉u҉r҉s҉e҉l҉f҉?

Come find out at my Open House in London next Wednesday from 4PM! 🏠

Everyone's welcome - I can't wait to see you and celebrate the release of my new single This Perfect Friend ☀️

ttikaram.lnk.to/TPF

Love, Tanita 🫶

#newmusic
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goodlawproject.org
We'd also like to see messages or signs from employers or service providers that stop trans people using single sex spaces.
scottagnew.bsky.social
Watching the Pope lying in state to get a swatch at the Italian men going by. "Ciao gallina!"
scottagnew.bsky.social
Yes! Old Saabs! Which are gorgeous things of beauty. Probably right hanging off hoping for a product placement deal for something shiny and new.
scottagnew.bsky.social
Can anyone tell me the reason behind this trend on telly drama for the main protagonist driving a wildly out of date motor vehicle? The boxy Volvo estate of the 70s and 80s seems to pop up a lot, for example Black Mirror and Fear. But it seems to be there's an epidemic of auld motors on the telly.
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carriem.co.uk
Is me! I am very, very grateful to the many amazing people – musicians, music fans, grassroots groups and more – who were so generous with their time and wisdom. And I'm very grateful to the people saying nice things about it.
404ink.bsky.social
Happy publication day to @carriem.co.uk and Small Town Joy!

Get it now: www.404ink.com/store/p/smal...
Mock up of book cover for Small Town Joy by Carrie Marshall. It looks like a cassette tape with yellow and pink, with a person playing bass guitar on the front.
scottagnew.bsky.social
Aww congratulations and happy publication day Carrie! ❤️
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jessothomson.co.uk
This is an excellent article - I have some additional thoughts from a feminist perspective on the consequences of this Supreme Court judgment, rather than just my legal ones:

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reproutopia.bsky.social
The UK Supreme Court’s transphobic ruling on the definition of woman last week is a defeat for all women—even, ultimately, the self-described feminists celebrating it, and the women who will gain in the short term from their alliance with the carceral state.

my latest for @thenation.com
The UK's Anti-Trans Ruling Is a Defeat for All Women
Even the self-described feminists celebrating the Supreme Court's attempt to banish trans people from womanhood will pay a heavy price.
www.thenation.com
scottagnew.bsky.social
Join me celebrating 25 years on stage next Bank Holiday weekend, Saturday, May 3rd from 7.30pm at Blackfriars of Bell Street, Glasgow

Two and a half decades of laughs and prolapses, restrooms and resurrections - a one off special not to be missed.

www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Gla...
Scott Agnew: The Silver Jubilee Show at The Comedy Cabaret Glasgow Blackfriars Of Bell St
THE comedian marks 25 years since first stepping on stage. All the hits! All the gossip! All the questions! After 25 years at the top/bottom/vers.
www.skiddle.com
scottagnew.bsky.social
Didn't think some people would see that as a challenge rather than something to be proud of. Heartbreaking.
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naomiaklein.bsky.social
This is, in large part, pandemic revenge.

As far as these oligarchs are concerned, all science does is tell them stuff they cannot do.

They can't keep spewing carbon.

They can't keep businesses open as usual when millions are dying.

They have concluded that research is the enemy of profit.
samsteindc.bsky.social
Absolute BLOODBATH at HHS/NIH/CDC this morning. Generation of scientists, health care officials being wiped out

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